I just farted...

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Mike

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On the firing line
Just thought you should know. :fart:

Oh yeah, and DP killed my dog. SP jacked my car. My IQ is 5000, and I graduated MIT 1st in my class. My major was Underwater Computer Repair, with a minor in Trolling. I'm going to church tonight. We're worshipping snakes and falling down.

Did I miss anyone?

Hmmm...I shouldn't be this bored. Got work to do.
 


lol :ak: :frenchman:

What about those evil warriors - they been a rapin and a pillagin ...

:anon.sml: <--- i smell nothin.... :smokin:
 
This was better than every guide I've ever read.
Just thought you should know. :fart:

Oh yeah, and DP killed my dog. SP jacked my car. My IQ is 5000, and I graduated MIT 1st in my class. My major was Underwater Computer Repair, with a minor in Trolling. I'm going to church tonight. We're worshipping snakes and falling down.

Did I miss anyone?

Hmmm...I shouldn't be this bored. Got work to do.
 
Oh I forgot...I need to buy some ebooks, anyone want to do a group buy? $100 each. Also, I think I'll introduce myself: Hi I'm Mike.

Hmmm....

~ Don't eat the weed. It smells funny ~
 
~ Don't eat the weed. It smells funny ~

The guy's welsh... it's kinda hard to explain to anyone who just thinks of the UK.... It's rumoured he has an unhealthy relationship with sheep... That didn't come from me though... he didn't pm me about that at all... and I wouldn't dream of calling him a sheep-shagger or anything like that... just because he comes from a land predominantly known for the shagging of sheep (and er Tom Jones) :D

Of course, that's just stereotypes.... but behind every stereotype there's a guy drinking his weed...
 
Anyone got any crazy fart stories to share?

I only have one and its not that good.

One time i was walking back from class and I farted and sneezed at the same time. I thought I died! I had to check myself to make sure I didn't explode.
 
Once, I was sitting at this very computer (since it's the only one I own) and thought I had to fart, so I pushed it out, and ended up sharting. Not a pleasant experience and definitely not something I want to repeat. :error:

Oh yeah, and the worst part, my wife thought it was hilarious. She laughed so hard she nearly peed herself. Which would have been nice, cuz then I could have laughed at her too. And she had to tell everyone all about it. Ain't wives fun?
 
Anyone got any crazy fart stories to share?

I only have one and its not that good.

One time i was walking back from class and I farted and sneezed at the same time. I thought I died! I had to check myself to make sure I didn't explode.

I was playing baseball one time and I farted every step I took to second base.
 
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