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[amateursurgeon]

Ahhh... Asian Toilets. The height of sofistication!

I may be wrong, but you dont have kids, do you?. The baby wipes i clean my kids ass with work just fine, if you do it right and use enough of them.

Then they have a nappy put back on top of that after they are clean......... So unless you go around sniffing babys asses, then i dont see how its a problem.

Of course, then they shit themselves again an hour or so later anyway. I'd certainly love to have the time to bathe my kid everytime they have a shit though - IRL though it's just not practical most of the time.

Yep - got a daughter in nappies. And I just stick her under the tap and give her bum a good old soap and water wash when changing. Only takes a minute.

 

[geomark]

Where I live every bathroom has these sprayers hanging next to the toilet. Way more practical and useful than a bidet.

 

[Netphase]

That reminds me of the Philippines, most toilets are missing the toilet seat and the few that do have toilets seats always have footprints on them. People squat like that with their feet on the rim or seat. They usually keep a cup or scoop of some sort near the toilet to clean the back side with water.

 

[medicalhumor]

Yeah, when I first started dating my wife, I used to wonder wtf the jug of water she kept next to the toilet was for. It turns out that Asians think we are gross for just using toilet paper.


What really grosses me out is when people change their kid's nappies and just wipe their ass with a baby wipe. Having been to many festivals, I know that baby wipes don't do the job properly. Stick your child in the basin and give them a scrub, please, don't make them run around with a shitty ass.

Exactly what kind of festivals do you attend?

 

[Fatbat]

You wipe until the TP is white, so no we don't get skidmarks. And yes, I wash my ass in the shower, but I don't stand on my head and let the water shoot in my ass. Cultural difference I guess.

I'll be honest, I've never used a bidet so maybe I don't understand how it works. But I imagine it's just a stream of water - no soap right? So really, your ass isn't getting clean, you're just making your fecal matter wet and walking around with a moist asshole...

Most bidets aren't integral, they're separate units from the toilet. You shit, you wipe a couple times to get rid of the majority of the mess, get some soap and shift to the bidet, give your ass a wash like you would in the shower, and grab a towel and dry yourself. Then you wash your hands.

And for the record, nothing shoots in your ass :eek7:

Where I live every bathroom has these sprayers hanging next to the toilet. Way more practical and useful than a bidet.

I don't see how it's any more practical or useful. Space saving perhaps, but looks more awkward. I'd be more likely to spray water everywhere. Bidets are hands free.

 

[geomark]

I don't see how it's any more practical or useful. Space saving perhaps, but looks more awkward. I'd be more likely to spray water everywhere. Bidets are hands free.

Nope, shoots water where you point it, right where you are sitting. You use it before you wipe to clean completely and then some TP to dry off. I've used both and you get used to either but this is simpler and more effective.

 

[Cut]

Yeah, when I first started dating my wife, I used to wonder wtf the jug of water she kept next to the toilet was for. It turns out that Asians think we are gross for just using toilet paper.


What really grosses me out is when people change their kid's nappies and just wipe their ass with a baby wipe. Having been to many festivals, I know that baby wipes don't do the job properly. Stick your child in the basin and give them a scrub, please, don't make them run around with a shitty ass.

I'm guessing the billionaire dollar baby wipe industry has it all wrong.....

I go through so many baby wipes. All you do is wipe till they are clean and there isn't any more shit.

Just curious what do you do when you aren't near a place to bathe the child?

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I just want to say that this is the most fascinating discussion on ass cleaning that I have ever been a part of.

 

[Infinite Keith]

HOW TO KEEP YOUR VAGINA CLEAN AND SMELLING GOOD ALL THE TIME PT 1 - YouTube

Quoting this because it is relevant to my interest.

 

[LMSInc.]

You're all doing it seriously fucking wrong.

A bunch of grown ass men in here and no one knows how to clean their asshole properly? No wonder you all turned gay.

This is the shit right here: Cottonelle Fresh Care Wipes

Stop buying god damn paper. What are we, third world?

It's fucking PAPER.

Go down to your local fucking Walmart and pick up a box of these bad bitches for like $4. They are CHEAPER than TP at the end of the month, because you don't need a half a roll to clean yourself up after a night of drinking shitty beer and eating mexican food.

They CLEAN you. You are fresh and cleaner than a mu'fucka. No streaks. No smells. No swamp ass.

They flush right down, and they even smell good (and not like that bullshit baby powder shit you find for kids).

Seriously. I used to carry a TRAVEL pack of these fuckers on road trips because they are THAT good. Once you use them, TP will forever suck dick.

And they don't cost 4 figures like a damn Bidet.

But the pro-Bidet members here are right boys... You need to clean your asshole, and paper just doesn't cut it.

Motherfucking Edit: These are NOT BABY WIPES. Baby wipes SUCK. They smear shit all over the place, they are see-through (and thus scary to have a hand in when the other side is being run down a river of shit smeared between two mountains), and they don't flush right.

If baby wipes are a 1994 Honda Accord, these things are brand new Merc' S600's. Either one will work if you try hard enough, but the Merc' is a THOUSAND times better.

 

[geomark]

Sprayer>wipes. Tried 'em both, sprayer rules (bidet is ridiculous).

 

[dsiomtw]

if you need to wipe so much or wash your ass after shitting i suggest you check your diet. if all is as it should be there shouldn't be much at all to wipe after you shit.

 

[Fatbat]

I just want to say that this is the most fascinating discussion on ass cleaning that I have ever been a part of.

I think this is the third in the series of such threads.

 

[jstover77]

I guess I'm just an ignorant American, but I'll be damned if I want anything squirting in my ass. TP for me.

Baby wipes are the way to go. I never leave home without them. I always looked at it this way. If someone shit on your arm, would you wipe it off with dry toilet paper?

 

[amateursurgeon]

I'm guessing the billionaire dollar baby wipe industry has it all wrong.....

I go through so many baby wipes. All you do is wipe till they are clean and there isn't any more shit.

Just curious what do you do when you aren't near a place to bathe the child?

Use a bottle of water. If I'm really, really, really stuck, use baby wipes. We've been caught out on a walk a few times, and washed her bum in a mountain stream or the sea. That was quite fun.

I'm not totally against them... they are handy for doing the initial cleanup. If you just pulled a nappy off and stuck your kid's arse under the tap, you'd have a bath full of crap, which would be nasty. It's just nicer to give it a quick rinse with soap + water afterwards imo.

Baby wipes are also very good for cleaning mud off your bike . I'll give you that.

 

[jetto]

I hoped this is not real but it is.

 

[Russ86]

You're all doing it seriously fucking wrong.

A bunch of grown ass men in here and no one knows how to clean their asshole properly? No wonder you all turned gay.

This is the shit right here: Cottonelle Fresh Care Wipes

Stop buying god damn paper. What are we, third world?

It's fucking PAPER.

Go down to your local fucking Walmart and pick up a box of these bad bitches for like $4. They are CHEAPER than TP at the end of the month, because you don't need a half a roll to clean yourself up after a night of drinking shitty beer and eating mexican food.

They CLEAN you. You are fresh and cleaner than a mu'fucka. No streaks. No smells. No swamp ass.

They flush right down, and they even smell good (and not like that bullshit baby powder shit you find for kids).

Seriously. I used to carry a TRAVEL pack of these fuckers on road trips because they are THAT good. Once you use them, TP will forever suck dick.

And they don't cost 4 figures like a damn Bidet.

But the pro-Bidet members here are right boys... You need to clean your asshole, and paper just doesn't cut it.

Motherfucking Edit: These are NOT BABY WIPES. Baby wipes SUCK. They smear shit all over the place, they are see-through (and thus scary to have a hand in when the other side is being run down a river of shit smeared between two mountains), and they don't flush right.

If baby wipes are a 1994 Honda Accord, these things are brand new Merc' S600's. Either one will work if you try hard enough, but the Merc' is a THOUSAND times better.

Yeah, that's all well and good. Can you post your full name and address so people on here that read this can invoice you when there septic systems back up and have to pay a plumber 300+ dollars to unclog the wipes.

Read the amazon reviews of this specific product, glad I did.

 

[cardine]

Yeah, that's all well and good. Can you post your full name and address so people on here that read this can invoice you when there septic systems back up and have to pay a plumber 300+ dollars to unclog the wipes.

Read the amazon reviews of this specific product, glad I did.

Knowing nothing about these wipes, the first thing I did was google the product and I found "Cottonelle Fresh Flushable Moist Wipes"

 

[erifdekciw]

How exactly does a bidet clean your ass?

Does it use high pressure and blast away the poop on your ass? If this is what it does, how do you know all the poop is gone?

Or do you use it in combination with your hand or something?

 

[Russ86]

Knowing nothing about these wipes, the first thing I did was google the product and I found "Cottonelle Fresh Flushable Moist Wipes"

I am referring to the 'Flushable' wipes... it's nothing more than clever branding. Did you actually read the reviews as I suggested. Here, look for yourself: [ame=http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Fresh-Flushable-Wipes-Refills/dp/B000FDKQ5G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334540293&sr=8-1]Amazon.com: Cottonelle Fresh Flushable Wipes, Refills Case of 4/84s (336 ct): Health & Personal Care[/ame]