Bitch only hits me up when she's ovulating

[ChickenFucker]

I have a friend that's a girl who I've wanted to fuck since I met her. The problem is she's super super christian and isn't letting anyone up her thighs anytime soon. She's so sexy though.

We used to be close but got too close and ever since then she only hits me up when I know she's feeling horny and wants to flirt/grind/cuddle/etc... She knows I won't cross a certain boundary so literally she's using me to blow off steam.

What to do?

 

[makethatgreen]

You do know this is a gay webmaster's forum, right?

 

[JanJanX]

Meanwhile at op's house

 

[amateursurgeon]

Do her up the wrongun'

 

[flaw3d]

since it's a gay webmaster forum do anal?

 

[Zaino]

Google -how relationships work, oh wait, right now you will get car insurance.

 

[Vadym]

google roofies, noob.

 

[ChickenFucker]

I just want to pick her up, throw her on my bed, open her legs, rip off her panties and suck on that pussy till she cums on me.

 

[Zaino]

Im afraid you never will....so sorry

 

[Fatbat]

Next time she's over, just whisper in her ear...

"YOU WANNA A LITTLE BLOODY BUDDY?!"

...and then take that pussy like Pepé.

 

[amateursurgeon]

As with so many problems, Chloroform can help you here.

 

[kingofsp]

I just want to pick her up, throw her on my bed, open her legs, rip off her panties and suck on that pussy till she cums on me.

I'm trying to eat a sandwich bro

 

[eVandals]

pewep

 

[Fatbat]

I'm trying to eat a sandwich bro

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

 

[Vadym]

 

[Moxie]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LPUDOISxbY&"]Hey Suzy - YouTube[/ame]



...Why dont you come a little bit closer?
And Ill show you what I got
Aint no way that Ill take a no sir
A quitters one thing that Im not

Hey Suzy Hey Suzy gal youre looking so hot

The time has come I cant wait no longer
Im a prairie dog in heat
The passions there and its getting much stronger
So just hold on to your seat

Hey Suzy Hey Suzy youre in for a real treat

Hey Suzy Hey Suzy I cant take it no more
I gotta have you gotta get you on the floor
Hey Suzy Hey Suzy Im about to explode...

 

[TylerDurden]

Put it in her butt. Problem solved.

 

[MyOwnDemon]

I just want to pick her up, throw her on my bed, open her legs, rip off her panties and suck on that pussy till she cums on me.

You need to tell HER that, not us.

Good luck bro.

 

[SeoMall]

Remember the best Wil Wheaton advice:

 

[papajohn56]

i love pewep