An Italian, A Bum, and a Gay Guy in Hell

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There were three guys in hell. an Italian guy , a bum and a gay guy. One day the devil says to them I'm gonna give you one more chance on Earth, but you can't have your favorite thing.
"Italian guy, you can't have any pizza.
Bum, you can never shag money again.
Gay guy, you can never have sex with another man."
So the devil sends them back to Earth and they wind up in front of a pizza shop. The Italian guy just can't control himself and he runs in and eats a piece of pizza, POOF! Now the gay guy and the bum are walking down the street and the gay guy spots a $100 bill and points it out to the bum. The bum bends over and picks it up with the gay guy behind him and, POOF!... POOF!
 


It's not funny

I have a joke

Afroamerican hooker and a web designer come to room and designer asks hooker to get naked, hooker does so. Designer asks her to bend over, hooker does so. Designer looks at her, gives her money and says that she can go away. Hooker gets confused and asks him why. Designer answers "I just want to see how pink letters look on black background..."

No offense
 
It's not funny

I have a joke

Afroamerican hooker and a web designer come to room and designer asks hooker to get naked, hooker does so. Designer asks her to bend over, hooker does so. Designer looks at her, gives her money and says that she can go away. Hooker gets confused and asks him why. Designer answers "I just want to see how pink letters look on black background..."

No offense
LOL you got anything to say now yoey? :p
 
There were three guys in hell. an Italian guy , a bum and a gay guy. One day the devil says to them I'm gonna give you one more chance on Earth, but you can't have your favorite thing.
"Italian guy, you can't have any pizza.
Bum, you can never shag money again.
Gay guy, you can never have sex with another man."
So the devil sends them back to Earth and they wind up in front of a pizza shop. The Italian guy just can't control himself and he runs in and eats a piece of pizza, POOF! Now the gay guy and the bum are walking down the street and the gay guy spots a $100 bill and points it out to the bum. The bum bends over and picks it up with the gay guy behind him and, POOF!... POOF!

good one, where did you find it?
 
Afroamerican hooker and a web designer come to room and designer asks hooker to get naked, hooker does so. Designer asks her to bend over, hooker does so. Designer looks at her, gives her money and says that she can go away. Hooker gets confused and asks him why. Designer answers "I just want to see how pink letters look on black background..."

LOL...good one :D
 
this is the gayest joke i have ever read...ever...:anon.sml:

Man I guess you are right.....your buddy agrees too.

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Good one............By the way I have been to Croatia (Split) before and I loved it, there is some really good pussy there...I used to be in the U.S. military and was there for "diplomacy" reasons.

Yeah, good looking and stupid, real holy land for getting some pussy...
 
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