'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours a



sounds like a perfectly natural evolution of the Egyptian society, that whole mummy thing n' all.
 
Its only fair they get to squeeze one last one on the wife before she goes underground. Its what she would have wanted.
 
This is not new. Sex with corpses is legal in most of the US (in more places than anal sex, go figure), and is fairly common among mammals in general.

I personally think it should be illegal, but not for some twisted form of judeo-christian morality (as seems to be the case with most people).

My recommendation is for it being illegal is purely logical - while alive I pick who fucks me, and when. While I can't choose after death; nonenforcement of my rights does not constitute a waiver, therefor, you're raping (what's left of) me.
 
Reanimation Kit

Alright, finally a niche for my Necro Kit!!


One car battery, 8 wires & gator clips, and a toggle switch.


Then just heat up a curling iron and have a jar of vasoline handy.



I'll let your imagination guess how to use all that.


Not giving the "How To Use" info away for free now that I might have a market for the kit!!
 
A DARK seed is planted!! lol

Really... I couldn't even imagine thinking or doing this.

But I'll bet you TRIED to imagine it after reading my post.

Hmm....8 contacts....where to put them for the most lively affect?

Hmmmm......how long to leave the curling iron in so I don't char her or make it so hot that I burn my dick?

etc...etc....

Lulz
 
Sensationalist bullshit from the daily mail. No sources cited on their "source", therefore I call shens. Nobody sane would ever agree to having this law passed.
 
Nobody sane would ever agree to having this law passed.

Not true. Necrophilia has been a large part of several cultures for thousands of years. The Incas practiced it, as did early Egyptians, Phonecians, and Romans.

And you dig up dresden every now and then for a good ol' boot knockin' nazi good time. :love-smiley-083:
 
while alive I pick who fucks me, and when. While I can't choose after death; nonenforcement of my rights does not constitute a waiver, therefor, you're raping (what's left of) me.

Nah bro, once you die your body becomes public property. It's kind of like when you take your trash out to the street, anyone can dig around in it. I'm 6 months into my job at a morgue, so I think I know the difference between rape and a healthy sexual appetite.
 
The voice of experience!!

Nah bro, once you die your body becomes public property. It's kind of like when you take your trash out to the street, anyone can dig around in it. I'm 6 months into my job at a morgue, so I think I know the difference between rape and a healthy sexual appetite.

I'm assuming then that you have your own kit and would not need one of mine?
 
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