Oh yeah, totally forgot to mention in my post. Exercise. Start running. Mad relief.
Exercise is great for helping to quit smoking, but running..........ugh. Running after having more than a decade of tar built up on your lungs is no goddamn fun......AT ALL.
In general though quitting smoking blows goats nuts. I've "retired" from smoking too many times to count, only to re-emerge as often as Jordan did. One time I had been nicotine free for over a year. All it took was one crazy night at the bar and the next thing I know I was putting up smoke signals you could see a mile away. It disgusts me how little willpower I have over those damned things.
Drinking on the other hand was easy. I used to drink all the time, largely due to my college years and later, hitting the pub after work with the work peeps. Then I started dating a woman I can only call a raging alcoholic. Needless to say this didn't curb my drinking any.
After a particularly crazy night with her I finally was just like, I'm done. I dropped her and about three months later I quit the job and started writing full-time. Once I did that and started writing and researching for like 14 hours a day I didn't even think about drinking. I'll probably have a rum & diet or a beer about once a month nowadays. Except for the week I'm at Lollapalooza, that's a drunk fest and a half with the boys.
Now if I could just stay off the cigs it'd be great.
Back in the day my grandpa (who'd smoked for like 50 years) just put his pack of reds down on the kitchen counter and never picked up another cancer stick. He did start eating a fuckton of those red and white pinwheel mints though.