Don't go on dates. I have a friend who gets dates all the time, but he hasn't been laid in like 8 years. i don't know if I've been on a date in my life ( well, ok, first date with my first GF, but I found out later even that was not necessary at all ) but I get laid. I almost kinda used to get offended by that, too.
I can't get a fucking date lol, what should I god damn do?
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Nope. No mini-van, no in-laws. And I don't find it offensive that guys want to get laid. I get laid, I fucking love getting laid. I guess my main problem is the question being asked in the first place. It's seriously not that difficult to get laid. Not getting laid enough? Lower your standards and jump on the slump buster.
But my main point is that it's ignorant and short-sighted to pretend to be something you aren't. OP said he's a nice guy but gets trapped in the friend-zone. Hell, he even said he's only had one girlfriend in his life and hasn't been laid in 3 or 4 years. That right there tells me has little to no game.
But he also says that he has tons of friends who are girls. That tells me that girls like him. So if he just shows that he's interested in them before he turns into their best friend who they probably think is gay because he isn't hitting on them the odds of his getting laid or finding a woman would go up immensely.
There's a good marketing lesson here. Ask for the sale. But like all things, there are many ways to go about it. The nice guy way is to ask her out on a date and get laid afterwards. The jerk guy way is to treat her like shit until you're ready to get your dick wet. Then "hey baby, let's fuck" The latter method will work on plenty of women, but when the fun's all over your odds of having a physical reminder of the encounter go up drastically.
I'm just saying, if you don't have to, why put yourself at a higher risk of getting the herp, turning into someone you aren't going to like and alienating all the female friends you have by treating them, their friends, or women in general like shit. Like I said short-sighted and ignorant.
If you're interested in someone, fucking let them know it. The worst that can happen is they'll tell you bugger off. Christ it's not that complicated.
If he's a nice guy, there's no reason to be a jerk. Cause guess what? Nice guys get laid just as often as jerks. It's just that they generally don't go around telling the whole world about how many women they've bedded. I had both types of roommates in college. The nice guy, who wasn't scared to put himself out there pulled at least twice the poon the jerk did. Being an alpha doesn't mean being a jerk. It means commanding respect. And generally the most gentlemanly and principled men are the ones that command the most respect.
This is the most successful troll thread by a guy with a username who only merits this response:
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For a man, you can chase one of two things in your life. Money or Women, one gets the other by default. Can you figure out which one it is? 
99% of guys that aren't dating, having sex, or meeting women are simply not meeting women to begin with. Because if you were meeting women, you wouldn't have this problem. Because consistently meeting women cures almost all the problems when it comes to a life of zero ass, even if you're lost at first.
You don't get shit in this world if you're male and you're not approaching girls.
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You don't get shit in this world if you're male and you're not approaching girls.
Run DMC - Its Like That (Original) - YouTube
QFT - dates are a framework for failure. Never been on one. Here's my formula:
1. Get wasted, meet attractive girl, hang out with her for a while
2. See her a couple of times informally... maybe in a group of friends or something. Appear friendly but not to "interested"
3. Go out together, get wasted, she jumps on you.
Occasionally I've had things go from 0 to 3 over the course of 30 mins, but those are the outliers. Of course, depends how old you are - this was my modus operandi before meeting my wife 8 years ago. I wouldn't use the same approach now. It did me sterling service in my 20s though.
Troll thread but fuck it, I'm bored. There will probably be one lurker who will benefit from my post.
Personally, verbally teasing really hot girls brings them down to earth. After that, easing into natural conversation works for me. No rocket science or PUA decision trees. Simple and easy.
I actually find hotter girls easier than "average" ones. Because when you tease average looking girls. They legit think you're fucking with them which isn't fun. Hot chicks are often baffled and are determined to find out why this asshole is the only one who has the balls to tell her that her make up makes her look like a retarded witch who has taken too many cumshots to the eye.
If a girl makes eye contact with you or shows any sign of interest, hit them with a random funny thought and visualize that you're talking to a fat nerdy German exchange student. Its usually as simple as that. If you can't close it or if it seems to much of a pain. Move on.
I'm no pimp and I can count the number of girls I've banged with my fingers. (I'm in my early 20s) I'm chronically single because I prefer it (I hang out with gay webmasters on occasion after all) and I've never had a serious GF. Although girls tend to fall in love with me easily.
That being said, when I really need a woman's company. It's almost too easy most of the time and I'm not even shitting you. Now I keep my conquests relatively low key and if I told/bragged to my friends that I banged "girl A" or "girl B", they would probably tell me to GTFO. But fuck them and their ugly ass girlfriends. It's a weird feeling when you go out "wid da boyz", hit up a club/bar and catching your friends eye-fucking / drooling over a girl that you've already made scream your name.
I don't read any of that PUA stuff, but if it helps, fuck it. Read them. Just don't do their fucking routines play-by-play. Personally it just comes naturally. The biggest hurdle for me is the approach being a natural introvert and all, but that's what drugs and alcohol are for. Or you can just sack up and talk to her. Up to you. You can also try not whacking it for a week to increase your desperation.
But obviously, think before you say. Before you hit the target with your zingers scan the situation around you. Make sure there aren't any crazy shithead boyfriends, cock blocking friends or male groupies around who will defend her honor. An assault charge isn't fun either.
I've gotten laid by asking if a girl likes chicken or pork more. I then told her that I prefer my sandwiches warm with mayonnaise for future reference, asked her if she had Internet access from the kitchen to FB me, told her that her head is too big for her body etc. etc. not in a "fuck you dickhead" way, but in a funny dickhead way. Then ease into natural conversation.
To finish I leave you with a quote from Phil "The New York Bad Ass" Baroni's words of wisdom.
"Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay fucking video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing games with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss. Whatever you do, don’t be yourself."
Personally, verbally teasing really hot girls brings them down to earth. After that, easing into natural conversation works for me. No rocket science or PUA decision trees. Simple and easy.
I actually find hotter girls easier than "average" ones. Because when you tease average looking girls. They legit think you're fucking with them which isn't fun. Hot chicks are often baffled and are determined to find out why this asshole is the only one who has the balls to tell her that her make up makes her look like a retarded witch who has taken too many cumshots to the eye.
If a girl makes eye contact with you or shows any sign of interest, hit them with a random funny thought and visualize that you're talking to a fat nerdy German exchange student. Its usually as simple as that. If you can't close it or if it seems to much of a pain. Move on.
I'm no pimp and I can count the number of girls I've banged with my fingers. (I'm in my early 20s) I'm chronically single because I prefer it (I hang out with gay webmasters on occasion after all) and I've never had a serious GF. Although girls tend to fall in love with me easily.
That being said, when I really need a woman's company. It's almost too easy most of the time and I'm not even shitting you. Now I keep my conquests relatively low key and if I told/bragged to my friends that I banged "girl A" or "girl B", they would probably tell me to GTFO. But fuck them and their ugly ass girlfriends. It's a weird feeling when you go out "wid da boyz", hit up a club/bar and catching your friends eye-fucking / drooling over a girl that you've already made scream your name.
I don't read any of that PUA stuff, but if it helps, fuck it. Read them. Just don't do their fucking routines play-by-play. Personally it just comes naturally. The biggest hurdle for me is the approach being a natural introvert and all, but that's what drugs and alcohol are for. Or you can just sack up and talk to her. Up to you. You can also try not whacking it for a week to increase your desperation.
But obviously, think before you say. Before you hit the target with your zingers scan the situation around you. Make sure there aren't any crazy shithead boyfriends, cock blocking friends or male groupies around who will defend her honor. An assault charge isn't fun either.
I've gotten laid by asking if a girl likes chicken or pork more. I then told her that I prefer my sandwiches warm with mayonnaise for future reference, asked her if she had Internet access from the kitchen to FB me, told her that her head is too big for her body etc. etc. not in a "fuck you dickhead" way, but in a funny dickhead way. Then ease into natural conversation.
To finish I leave you with a quote from Phil "The New York Bad Ass" Baroni's words of wisdom.
"Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay fucking video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing games with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss. Whatever you do, don’t be yourself."
