Worst thing anyone's ever told you after sex?

[ChickenFucker]

We were 15. The same guy who said " I'm not gay, you know? It's just there's no girls around" also said in later sex time "You have small dick. I prefer it bigger and thicker".


Yeah right, "straight" boy.


Sadly I was too horny at this age to care about his jerkface and egoistic attitude, because he's a great fucker, and being fucked by a school prefect in his prefect attire ,who tied my hands to the bed , and didn't let me cum until at least an hour of fucking was a major turn-on. Bloody hormones.

 

[ShadowCaster]

Worst thing?
"I'm actually 18"

 

[rusvik]

 

[MediaBuysEyez]

”This will only hurt a little...”

 

[rusvik]

”This will only hurt a little...”

"This will hurt me more than it hurts you"

But that was something I said.

 

[skohh]

I'm 12 what is this

 

[jsphfcll]

I'm 12 what is this

heard this too

 

[gimmedat]

You whisper something sexy like, “Is that it?”

I know what you’re trying to say, girl

You’re trying to say, oh yeah, that’s it

 

[faceblogger]

"I am a chicken"

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

"If mom finds out she's gonna kill us".

 

[JarredLv]

"I'm related to Pewep"

 

[faceblogger]

"I have AIDS"

 

[Pb.com]

I'm not really 18. I just turned 17.


lulz were had

 

[Tobias Funke]

Your dog died.

 

[ardent]

You better hurry, my husband's shift ended half an hour ago and he should be home from the precinct any minute now.

 

[Chianti]

I think I'm falling in love with you.

 

[ardent]

Oops, my day pass expired half an hour ago and I missed curfew.

 

[d_diggler]

That's actually a fake ID, I've got to go I've go I've got class at 9.

 

[ShadowCaster]

That's actually a fake ID, I've got to go I've go I've got class at 9.

English class, I presume.

 

[Midas Touch]

This is not real....this is not real.........this is not real.....FML!!! Lulz

"Worst thing anyone's ever told you after sex?"




Gal I picked up last night: "You know, you were GREAT and all, but this just felt really weird and wrong.


You see I have this off the hook boy friend named Chicken Fucker. We got into a fight and I was looking to get back at him with REVENGE sex.

But without my CHICKEN COSTUME it just didn't feel right. Maybe we could do it again if you have one around here."


Me: "GTFO!!! I'm heading to WF right now to RAT your cheating ass out to CF!!!