Just came back from surgery

[zayd]

Was out of commission for two days getting surgery done on my chest. Come back home to see that my dog pooped all over the basement. Tried to carry the vacuum down to clean it up, too weak to pick it up. So I brought down some paper towl and tried to bend over and grab it, knees give out and I drop head first in what probably looked like some weird upside down V position. Anyways, I'm fine, they gave me tylenol 3s so I shouldn't feel that for a few days.

 

[Deliguy]

lol, sorry to laugh at your misfortune. I hope you feel better but damn that V thing put a funny mental picture in my head.

 

[John]

you fell in the poo didn't you?

 

[DruSam]

I remember watching Austin Powers 3 a few days after my lung surgery. Ouch. Tylenol 3 is sissy stuff. Try morphine.

 

[zayd]

lol, sorry to laugh at your misfortune. I hope you feel better but damn that V thing put a funny mental picture in my head.

That was the idea.

 

[Bofu2U]

That was the idea.

At least you're feeling better now, right?

 

[zayd]

At least you're feeling better now, right?

Yeah, I'm a little stiff, but I'm coming along just fine.

 

[krazyjosh5]

haha damn. hopefully you got that shit cleaned up and didnt just say 'fuck it'

hope you safely and quickly recover.

 

[lamrobertson]

Wow chest surgery and only 2 days. Hope your felling better.

You didn't leave the dog alone in the house for 2 days I hope?

 

[LazyHippy]

you vacuum up dog shit? lol

 

[geekcognito]

you vacuum up dog shit? lol

I had the same question but since no one else had asked I kept quiet. But yeah, really...you vacuum dog shit?

 

[Andrew]

you vacuum up dog shit? lol

ditto

 

[Blastyourass]

Next time call Pet Butler. They will pick the shit up for you next time. Yeah, the guy had an idea to pick up shit. Did it, franchized it and now he is a millionaire. Fuck, I hate when people do that.

 

[zayd]

I had the same question but since no one else had asked I kept quiet. But yeah, really...you vacuum dog shit?

Jees guys, like I said I'm really stiff. Can't exactly bend down without having pain shoot across my chest. Vacuuming it up seemed like the easiest way to get it done.

 

[Drake]

Dude take care of yourself. If your ever going to be a couch potato, sleep all day, or read a dam book or something after surgery is the time.

Make your friends or relatives be your bitches. :love-smiley-085:

 

[LazyHippy]

Jees guys, like I said I'm really stiff. Can't exactly bend down without having pain shoot across my chest. Vacuuming it up seemed like the easiest way to get it done.

Have you got one of those see-thru cyclone-type vacuums so you can watch the shit spin round?

 

[nis]

Have you got one of those see-thru cyclone-type vacuums so you can watch the shit spin round?

I don't think it would be see-through for very long.

 

[Roxb]

I don't think it would be see-through for very long.

Hahaha - I don't think so either!

 

[BlondeTM]

Jees guys, like I said I'm really stiff. Can't exactly bend down without having pain shoot across my chest. Vacuuming it up seemed like the easiest way to get it done.

I really really hope you're feeling better. I have to admit this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.