does masturbation help with productivity, or where's the benefit?

Yuma504

Yuma504

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do you masturbate? if so, what do you get out it? why do you masturbate?

it seems like a lot of smart people who i respect on twitter tend to masturbate. i can't tell if they're just too open-minded and experiencing the placebo effect, or if they're genuinely getting something out of masturbating. according to wikipedia, the scientific research delving into masturbation is muddled at best; so much so that wikipedia can't actually verify a single benefit. if there are no benefits, what's the fucking point? i'm talking to you you masturbating sons of bitches!

i'd also be interested in hearing your masturbation routines and how you view your form of masturbation. since people seem to masturbate in different ways, that info would maybe help clarify why you're experiencing masturbating the way you are.
 


I put one leg up on the table, then I reach for my schlong behind the leg in which I'm standing on, and start the beating.

It has given me very profitable campaigns, and every time I mastrubate I have at least a 200% ROI day. I don't know what it is.

Edit: Make sure you have a towel laying on the floor somewhere around the area where you might drop your bomb, I draw a bullseye and try to hit it just for fun.
 
I did a 10 day masturbation retreat at a Buddhist monestary once. It was something like 14 hours a day of masturbation. There was no instruction, i think they said just clear your mind or don't think about anything. Fucking nightmare, and no eating after noon was a killer too. Quit after 4 days and never tried masturbating again lol.

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Depends on how long it takes you to blow your nut. It will make you tired regardless so you would work less. UNLESS you're always thinking about the ladies. But that would be you have a problem or just need a girlfriend ;)
 
That feeling when it's like my ball sack is tightening and squeezing the cum out of my nuts makes my eyes flutter.
 
What do you think about when you masturbate or have sex? Would you tell your significant other if they asked? | JackinWorld
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I think about my older brother masturbating
Age: 17 Location: new york Sexuality: Straight
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orly?

I think about her and only her. I devoted to her, not some trashbag i saw a few hours ago.
Age: 23 Location: Nevada Sexuality: Straight
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Sounds like someone rehearsing their excuses for when they get caught.
 
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