Mexican and black jokes...
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What's the difference between a coon buck and a coon sow ?
The sow has a higher sperm count.
So a guy is about to propose to his girlfriend and has already spoken to his father-in-law-to be. The only problem is that his girlfriend's cute younger sister is always flirting with him and he finds it hard to ignore.
One night he gets a text from the younger sister telling him to stop over at her place for a talk. When he arrives, she invites him in and confesses that she is desperately attracted to him physically and that if they are going to act on their feelings for each other, they have to do it now before he proposes. She says she will go upstairs to her bedroom and wait for him and he is welcome to come up. If not, no hard feelings.
As soon as she is out of sight the man abruptly turns on his heel and walks right out the front door.
He is met just outside by his father-in-law who says: "I knew you wouldn't do it! I'd be glad to call you my son."
The moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
One night he gets a text from the younger sister telling him to stop over at her place for a talk. When he arrives, she invites him in and confesses that she is desperately attracted to him physically and that if they are going to act on their feelings for each other, they have to do it now before he proposes. She says she will go upstairs to her bedroom and wait for him and he is welcome to come up. If not, no hard feelings.
As soon as she is out of sight the man abruptly turns on his heel and walks right out the front door.
He is met just outside by his father-in-law who says: "I knew you wouldn't do it! I'd be glad to call you my son."
The moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.