Get that sat phone first bro. Helo heads won't talk to you unless you have a sat phone.
LuLz at this guy thinking reliance on satellites will be a good option.
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Double LuLz at this guy for not only using russian . . .
And a triple LuLz to my favorite skinhead if there is anyway possible you were referring to ich and missed the sarcasm of my reply to an earlier post ITT.
Otherwise carry on good sir while your entertainment value continues to exceed your thread comprehension and quote abilities.