Help Me Find A Use For My Dead Cat

[IceToEskimos]

I hate to waste anything, so I'm thinking I should probably make a cool helicopter like this guy:

PHOTOS: The Orvillecopter - dead cat becomes radio controlled chopper - Photos - Marcus Lush - Weekday Hosts - RadioLIVE

 

[medicalhumor]

Looks like you found a way to use it as old news. This was posted last month

Still makes a great gift though!

 

[Otinsdale]

step 1: take tiny bit of dna from cat.
step 2: clone cat with dna
step 3: incinerate dead cat and gather ashes
step 4: have ashes turned into 2 tiny tiny diamonds
step 5: have tiny diamonds implanted into fangs of clone cat
step 6: enjoy ballin kitty with diamonds of his own self implanted in his fangs
step 7: send pics to paul wall or any rapper from houston
step 8: profit

 

[skohh]

Hi Ice, You are a berry bad man.

 

[amateursurgeon]

Skin it, cure it, and use it as a fleshlight cover.

 

[thehobbster]

Bonsai Kitten

 

[moolamoola]

Just ask the cat to use its other 8 lives.

 

[DewChugr]

catskin hat

 

[charlesmartel]

Here you go (101 Uses for a Dead Cat):

[ame=http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1341694424&sr=8-1&keywords=things+to+do+with+a+dead+cat]Amazon.com: 101 Uses for a Dead Cat (9780517545164): Simon Bond: Books[/ame]

 

[MediaBuysEyez]

catskin hat

 

[JarredLv]

Skin it, cure it, and use it as a fleshlight cover.

Saw thread title, instantly thought fleshlight, a little relieved I'm not the only one.

 

[lukep]

Ice, there has already been a very complete work on this subject, which was highly acclaimed and earned 27 consecutive weeks on the NYT bestseller list: (Okay, in 1981)

Who could forget, timeless classic uses for your dear, departed feline like this pencil sharpener?

 

[Instrumentalist]

video

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY]Orvillecopter Final Test 05/21/2012 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[kingofsp]

Bury in Indian burial ground behind regular cemetery.

 

[xpathfucker]

Kill it with fire. Oh it's already dead? Set it on fire anyway.

 

[galacon]

Ask Teguh... I think he has some prior experience with this issue.

 

[Jizzlobber]

 

[pewep]

fleshlight so that your pussy can be a pussy.