Alright, just for the sake of posterity, here are the meeting minutes and the conclusion of our meeting:
5 Minutes Late, the defendant showed up to the skype chat and we eventually got him on a video chat
WITH NO AUDIO.
We challenged him to answer questions, and for each and every one he answered on-screen, the defendant quickly looked to his left as if he were taking instruction off the left side of the screen.
When he wrote something down, the writing came from the left side of the screen. He also got off the screen very quickly without answering all our questions. He claimed it was dinnertime, at midnight thirty.
Worst of all, he couldn't answer my question to him at all!
Clearly, the real pewep was behind the scenes coaching this IMPOSTOR through and the verdict was almost unanimous that the defendant be found Guilty.
(Barry abstained. Wanker.)
After more deliberation we the high council decided to sentence the defendant to ETERNAL SHUNNING FROM WICKEDFIRE. From this day forward we will all add the defendant to our ignore lists here and encourage others to ignore him too with the following line in our signatures:
ATTN: Pewep has been shunned. Please spread the word and add Pewep to your ignore list immediately. Anyone replying to pewep will result in immediate Neg Rep.
Please add it to your signature too. And if you see anyone responding to the defendant, you are asked to give that person Negative Rep as well.
Case Dismissed.