I Want This Anti-Theft System In My Car

Fiver · Aug 5, 2012

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=555msR25zhM&feature=related"]Car Alarm - Theft Proof, Confirm!! - YouTube[/ame]

mx=headroom · Aug 5, 2012

Stop monkeying around

Scififisher · Aug 5, 2012

Does he clean the car so forensics can't pin the body on you?

Kdpelkin · Aug 5, 2012

Scififisher said:
Does he clean the car so forensics can't pin the body on you?

I'm trying to think of a punch line that includes 'monkey' 'penis' 'sperm' since that's how all CSI criminals are caught. Help me out here.

crackp0t · Aug 5, 2012

Will the monkey clean all the sperm (out of the car) that came out of your penis when you raped his conscious body?

charlesmartel · Aug 5, 2012

I see Pewep got a part-time job.

Kdpelkin · Aug 6, 2012

crackp0t said:
Will the monkey clean all the sperm (out of the car) that came out of your penis when you raped his conscious body?

Not the best, but fuck it, I'll take it!