I am thinking to get the patent for "masturbating with the right hand"

[faceblogger]

Looks like no one has the patron for that yet so, If I got I would be the one who "invented" this technique. Right?

 

[barman]

Slide up and down to unlock semen

 

[blureach]

Harvard Office of Technology Development : Technology Development : Intellectual Property : Three Tests of Patentability

Your concept only passes #2 and partial #3 depending on how you look at it.

tl:dr better luck trademarking masturbation colloquialisms

 

[faceblogger]

Harvard Office of Technology Development : Technology Development : Intellectual Property : Three Tests of Patentability

Your concept only passes #2 and partial #3 depending on how you look at it.

tl:dr better luck trademarking masturbation colloquialisms

I think somehow my lawyer should be able to convince the court that the concept passes #2 and #3

 

[dmnEPC]

No point in having a patent unless your willing to defended it with vigor