Hi! Please help me make money on the net!

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PoorGuy

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Hello, my name is Jerremy, I am 21 and I am from England, nice to meet you all.

I was wondering if any of you can teach me how to make money on the net, I am poor, I lost my job (I got sacked) and I am in debt.

I need to make, let me just work this out a minute...

Rent = £450
Car Insurance = £94.76
General Bills = £113.68
Loans = £147.13
Groceries = £300

Right, I need to make at least £1105.57 a month.

I am two months behind on my rent and I fear I will be homeless soon. I don't really know how the net works like you guys, your all probably super rich Harvard graduates or something but I am willing to learn if someone teaches me. Please, please, please help me! I will learn or do anything to make this money.

I await your responses. :)
 


Go to warrior forum and buy ULTRA SHOCKWAVE MARKETING PACKETS. It's the bestest shit ever, you'll make 4000$ a month just from the first day, trust me.
 
Super rich harvard graduate says: who gives a fuck about this thread and the OP.

If you want to make money, get your azz on the corner and start turning some tricks. Guaranteed you'll stack paper bro. No joke bro.
 
Shack said:
Go to warrior forum and buy ULTRA SHOCKWAVE MARKETING PACKETS. It's the bestest shit ever, you'll make 4000$ a month just from the first day, trust me.
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I don't have much money. What is " ULTRA SHOCKWAVE MARKETING PACKETS", how much does it cost? I googled this and I couldn't find it.
 
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saapbaad said:
Super rich harvard graduate says: who gives a fuck about this thread and the OP.

If you want to make money, get your azz on the corner and start turning some tricks. Guaranteed you'll stack paper bro. No joke bro.
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I don't understand your lingo friend, I guess your black.
 
Would you guys please show this poor guy some of our famous courtesy?

How would you feel if you were down on cash and needed to make money to pay your basic bills? Where are your manners?

Sheesh. Sorry about them PoorGuy, some of these guys just aren't that nice to newbies.

The fastest way I've personally seen to help with your kind of situation is to head over to our Emergency Funds thread. It's got timeless advice and a sure way to earn that kind of money so quickly it'll make your head spin.

Good luck!
 
lukep said:
Would you guys please show this poor guy some of our famous courtesy?

How would you feel if you were down on cash and needed to make money to pay your basic bills? Where are your manners?

Sheesh. Sorry about them PoorGuy, some of these guys just aren't that nice to newbies.

The fastest way I've personally seen to help with your kind of situation is to head over to our Emergency Funds thread. It's got timeless advice and a sure way to earn that kind of money so quickly it'll make your head spin.

Good luck!
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OMG, that was seriously not funny :mad:. I have never hated anyone until now.
 
Troll thread is troll.

No one in England calls shopping 'Groceries' and no one in England spells Jerremy like that.
 
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