How do I tell a fat chick to leave me alone?

[Dresden14]

Never in my life have I banged one. I thought I would consult my wickedfire brethren to have a mutual discussion on the matter. I'll make a poll of it.



me:
oh, i dont remember - I give everyone dirty looks tho

MuFfiNTop:
Smile sometime

me:
meeeh

MuFfiNTop:
Yes to cute to give those looks

me:
meeeeeeeeeeeh

 

[ncmedia]

draw her a picture, of her, with your left hand like the dude on POF

 

[greenleaves]

Obvious troll is obvious. No one hits on dresden except skin head prison inmates....

 

[thunderlips]

do this

 

[Jameel]

Show her your personality.



























<3

 

[galacon]

"Begone, Whale, or I'll put you in ze OVEN"

 

[swiftmoney]

How about, you just tell her straight, that you are just not interested.

 

[galacon]

How about, you just tell her straight, that you are just not interested.

"Begone, Retard, or I'll put you in ze OVEN"

 

[contract]

Are you making a thread about a girl you met the night before at a bar? If you don't have multiple pics, it never happened. If you do have pics, she has sharp elbows, Wicked Fire would not hit. If she's under 107.5#, she's too goddamn skinny, get that bitch a cheeseburger, if she's over 107.5#, put that fat bitch on a diet.

 

[.Hack]

do this

LOOOOOOOOOOOL OMFG

 

[Jizzlobber]

I'd hit it. You know she's gotta have a stocked fridge for when you're done...try to find something to eat after you fuck a skinny chick.

 

[rusvik]

'You're such a good friend'.

Women use the friendzone because it works.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I believe credit for this find goes to either efeezy or eliquid, I don't remember.

My thoughts on fat chicks:

 

[shariz]

tell her that u like her sister

 

[paulwalcott]

get off whore

 

[(O_o)]

 

[mattseh]

You are giving her attention. Why?

 

[Ibanez | Jan]

do this

That shit is hypnotic

 

[d_diggler]

She's got ipod wall paper.

 

[jfizzle]

Tell her you're gay webmaster. It works every time. But seriously... do it...