My cat looked me right in the eyes and shat on the carpet

pewep

pewep

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My kitty kat is a spoiled rotten little shit that does whatever she wants 100% of the time. She's a total asshole and gives me no god damn respect. I fucking love her sassy ass. She took it a little too far today though because she shat on the floor while looking right at me and that is where I draw the line folks. How can I stop her from doing stuff like that? Thank God she doesn't pee all over the place anymore.
 


When I used to drive to my ex's cottage we used to bring the cats with us in the car. One of the cats gets car sick pretty much every time we go up, and one time I had to drive while he shit in my lap. I became a man that day.
 
ps clean yo litter box eeery day, make sure your litter box is as far from the food dishes as possible, and play with your pussy for at least 15 minutes per day.

Cats get all weird an uptight about shit.

They need attention and they dont like their food near their shit. And they like a clean litter box.
 
and by attention that means hunting and playing...

cats need to hunt like dogs need walks.

they are lil bastards like that. cute lil bastards.
 
im literally rolling on the floor laughing at this title pewep.

plus one nigga, plus one.
 
Some fun facts:

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The parasite has been found to have the ability to change the behaviour of its host: infected rats and mice are less fearful of cats—in fact, some of the infected rats seek out areas marked with cat urine. This effect is advantageous to the parasite, which is able to proliferate if a cat eats the infected rat and thereby becomes a carrier.[28] The mechanism for this change is not completely understood, but there is evidence that toxoplasmosis infection raises dopamine levels and concentrates in the amygdala in infected mice.
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Why you discriminating against certain animals? Assert your authority like you do with your chickens.
 
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