Who on wickedfire would you like to drink with the most?

[barman]

Turbo, Phillian & InternetAuthor

I actually drank with Phillian just a couple of weeks ago. It was as amazing as you think it would be.

 

[negro2k]

If your goal is to drink with a fat ass virgin neckbeard who probably just got done masturbating then you are at the right forum.

 

[IceToEskimos]

If your goal is to drink with a fat ass virgin neckbeard who probably just got done masturbating then you are at the right forum.

PM sent.

Does Friday work for you?

 

[skohh]

I actually got drunk with someone from wickedfire before I knew about wickedfire... It was really weird later on in life when we met again at a bar but I don't think he remembers my name.

 

[affiliatearmy]

Your mom.
Hahaha.

No, really. Your mom.

 

[jeffrey]

Same chick in each story, she makes poor life choices.

I'm hanging out with her this weekend.

I would love to drink with jeffrey. I enjoy his texts while he's drunk when he tells me:

- he fucked a skank, came all over her face, and while she was in the bathroom cleaning it off he got dressed and ran out of the house
- he fucked a skank, came inside her pussy, and while she was in the bathroom cleaning it out he got dressed and ran out of the house
- he fucked a skank, came inside her butt, and while she was in the bathroom cleaning it out he got dressed and ran out of the house

True stories

She has a name, I just don't remember what it is.

 

[amateursurgeon]

I'm hanging out with her this weekend.



She has a name, I just don't remember what it is.

Or the fact that it's your house you run out of each time.

 

[jeffrey]

Or the fact that it's your house you run out of each time.

Details, details.

 

[Grindstone]

I just wonder if your boss knows how much you drink and how many skanks you fuck. Or how you ever had time to learn IM while playing pro ball.

 

[mituozo]

EvilPenguin.

Mainly so that I could follow him back to his house, disconnect his internet and burn the place down.

Although he'd still probably make a thread about it, and claim that Matt Cutts was in some way responsible.

 

[BlokBlok]

did no one say blokblok because I already get you drunk every conference?

 

[skohh]

EvilPenguin.

Mainly so that I could follow him back to his house, disconnect his internet and burn the place down.

Although he'd still probably make a thread about it, and claim that Matt Cutts was in some way responsible.

I thought you were EvilPenguin

nothing can be explained

 

[jeffrey]

I just wonder if your boss knows how much you drink and how many skanks you fuck. Or how you ever had time to learn IM while playing pro ball.

At this point, you're my boss since you pay me. So, no sir I don't drink or bang whores.

 

[skohh]

We're done Jeffrey I knew you were still trying to get drunk with him.

 

[Grindstone]

At this point, you're my boss since you pay me. So, no sir I don't drink or bang whores.

Way to ignore the fact that you look like a guy with a girl's name. Well played.

 

[jeffrey]

We're done Jeffrey I knew you were still trying to get drunk with him.

You can have top tonight.

 

[jlu87]

did no one say blokblok because I already get you drunk every conference?

Only if we do a CrossFit workout afterwards.

 

[faceblogger]

EskimosWife and Facebloggerine

And, am I the only one ITT who does not drink at all?

 

[Grindstone]

Only if we do a CrossFit workout afterwards.

 

[FerrisHilton]

EskimosWife and Facebloggerine

And, am I the only one ITT who does not drink at all?

Yes.