It's five of us, and three of us live upstairs. He lives with his fiance and I'm right next door (strange..I've never heard any tender loving sounds even though his soon-to-be-wife is a loud bitch).
Anyway, I think he is into scat or some weird type of sex. I like to take big dumps right when I wake up and randomly throughout the day (for a small guy like me, I'm surprisingly full of shit). Well, right as my poop is riproaring hot off the press and still very...pungent..he almost sprints in there and locks the door while closing the windows. I can only assume he is trying to hotbox the smell of my asshole while stroking his horse-sized erection and eye-fucking at a photo of me he sneaked on his iphone when I was totally plastered.
Seriously, without fail every time I let her rip, this kid goes straight into the bathroom right after me and doesn't come out for a good 10-15 minutes.
TL;DR - poopty, pewepty pants
Anyway, I think he is into scat or some weird type of sex. I like to take big dumps right when I wake up and randomly throughout the day (for a small guy like me, I'm surprisingly full of shit). Well, right as my poop is riproaring hot off the press and still very...pungent..he almost sprints in there and locks the door while closing the windows. I can only assume he is trying to hotbox the smell of my asshole while stroking his horse-sized erection and eye-fucking at a photo of me he sneaked on his iphone when I was totally plastered.
Seriously, without fail every time I let her rip, this kid goes straight into the bathroom right after me and doesn't come out for a good 10-15 minutes.
TL;DR - poopty, pewepty pants
