My New Sweater

[IceToEskimos]

I got a nice gift from my girlfriend today.

This is what it looks like:

She surprised me out of the blue with it.

Life is good.

 

[jhoffy22]

That's pretty. I especially like the mahogany colored buttons.

 

[IceToEskimos]

That's pretty. I especially like the mahogany colored buttons.

I officially look like an old man when I stand in the driveway and smoke while wearing that sweater and this hat:

Feels Good.

 

[Chief Broham]

That is a very nice sweater.

 

[Jizzlobber]

I expect that she will be naked and wearing it, encrusted with jizz by the end of the week. BTW, I have spare buttons.

 

[EskimosWife]

I got a nice gift from my girlfriend today.

This is what it looks like:

She surprised me out of the blue with it.

Life is good.

I'm glad you like it Ice. I promise not to cheat on you anymore.

 

[lukep]

Did she forget to give you this with it?

 

[IceToEskimos]

I'm glad you like it Ice. I promise not to cheat on you anymore.

I said GIRLFRIEND not WIFE.

The last thing you gave me was chlamydia.

 

[EskimosWife]

I have spare buttons.

That's what left from sweater I gave you last X-mas?

 

[IceToEskimos]

Did she forget to give you this with it?

I am seriously considering a pipe.

I have the front porch for it, but I don't have the rocking chair yet.

 

[EskimosWife]

The last thing you gave me was chlamydia.

Please don't blame me for it. Blame Jeffrey, Dwight, Barry and Whiskey.

 

[BlokBlok]

you would look great riding a fixed gear bike in that

 

[jhoffy22]

 

[AMagz]

Toss in a magnifying glass and you're a modern day Sherlock Holmes

 

[IceToEskimos]

you would look great riding a fixed gear bike in that

I have nothing in common with the faggots you speak of, although I am aware of them.

There's not a single thread in this sweater that is "ironic" in any fucking way whatsoever.

It's 100% serious.

 

[IceToEskimos]

Please don't blame me for it. Blame Jeffrey, Dwight, Barry and Whiskey.

Don't worry baby, I still love you (just not with the lights on, or in public, or when I'm sober)

 

[JarredLv]

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[Dwight Schrute]

I prefer a Cosby Sweater.
Urban Dictionary: cosby sweater

 

[jeffrey]

After picturing you wearing that, I can safely say I'd smash.

 

[okuma31]

wow, im the first to link this song... 2:25

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