This happened to me today - i had been smart :)

[Oswald joshua]

Hey ,

Actually , today this incident took place in my office library , i think i had been smart

I just asked a girl who's always arrogant a kind of show off type girl..
“Do you mind if I sit
beside you"?
The girl answered with a loud
voice; "Don't you know how to talk to a girl , you act silly and wierd”.
All the Officers in the library
started staring at me
and i was really embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, she walked quietly to me
and she told me
"I study psychology and I
know what a man is thinking,
I guess you felt embarrassed
right?"
and i responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR
ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO
MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the
library looked at the girl in
shock and i whispered in her ears
"I study Law and I know how
to make someone feel guilty"

I have seen people making this as joke as well

 

[g1c9]

been had smart

 

[marketer23]

i think you forgot the last line to the story.

"then I woke up and noticed my bed sheets were wet"

amirite?

 

[productionhead]

 

[ShadowCaster]

Buying pants
Cute girl helps me out, we chat
Hands me receipt
"Is your phone number on that receipt?"
"No"
Eye contact, put receipt on counter
"Write it down"
"No"
mfw

 

[ly2 from WF]

I like the way you format your paragraphs ,
and
use your , commas, bro, wanna hang ,
sometime,?

 

[TravisPPN]

 

[SkyFire]

Fuck you posting reposted postings posted.

https://www.google.com/search?q="$2...&sugexp=chrome,mod=0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

 

[amateursurgeon]

i think you forgot the last line to the story.

"then I woke up and noticed my bed sheets were wet"

amirite?

With his mother's urine. Again.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

 

[greenleaves]

With his mother's urine. Again.

I'm sure someone has taken over amateur's account. His posts used to be more... coherent? mature?

 

[amateursurgeon]

I'm sure someone has taken over amateur's account. His posts used to be more... coherent? mature?

I've been called many things, but never coherent or mature. You've got the wrong guy.

 

[galacon]

Why respond to stupid shit like this, bros? I just red bricked his ass, and am now...

moving on.

 

[Cshark]

Hey ,

Actually , today this incident took place in my office library , i think i had been smart

I just asked a girl who's always arrogant a kind of show off type girl..
“Do you mind if I sit
beside you"?
The girl answered with a loud
voice; "Don't you know how to talk to a girl , you act silly and wierd”.
All the Officers in the library
started staring at me
and i was really embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, she walked quietly to me
and she told me
"I study psychology and I
know what a man is thinking,
I guess you felt embarrassed
right?"
and i responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR
ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO
MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the
library looked at the girl in
shock and i whispered in her ears
"I study Law and I know how
to make someone feel guilty"

I have seen people making this as joke as well

Thanks for the share. Keep finding us similar posts everyday that we can laugh over and forget.

 

[Oswald joshua]

I like the way you format your paragraphs ,
and
use your , commas, bro, wanna hang ,
sometime,?

Sorry bro , i'm not a native english man or my english is not very great , I am from Singapore and sorry for wrong english , may be the more i take part in the forum , i gain knowledge

 

[Oswald joshua]

Thanks for the share. Keep finding us similar posts everyday that we can laugh over and forget.

yeah , i will try to

 

[Zsaleem]

Sorry bro , i'm not a native english man or my english is not very great , I am from Singapore and sorry for wrong english , may be the more i take part in the forum , i gain knowledge

Hey Fucker, if you want to learn English go to some pro nazi forums and don't litter this place.

 

[_Richard_]

Sorry bro , i'm not a native english man or my english is not very great , I am from Singapore and sorry for wrong english , may be the more i take part in the forum , i gain knowledge

do you have a phrase in Singapore that would closely match the "Haters gonna Hate" adage?

 

[Oswald joshua]

Why respond to stupid shit like this, bros? I just red bricked his ass, and am now...

moving on.

Why is this a stupid shit ?There are much more stupid threads than this , that's why i posted ,obviously it's all for fun..take part and have fun and i just noticed a stupid thread about you is here :Galcon scammed me 5$- where can i complain?


is This Glacon you ?

 

[_Richard_]

Hey Fucker, if you want to learn English go to some pro nazi forums and don't litter this place.

"Hey Fucker, if you want to learn English, go to some pro-nazi forums and don't litter this place"