The internet is my wife and adderall is my mistress or was that is. The downfall of adderall is when you stop taking it you feel like a weak human being then want to curl up in a little ball and set yourself on fire with WD40.
When you're on adderall you can see atoms colliding in the air and forming the things around you. You can sense more than Zeus himself can from Mt. Olympus. When somebody asks you a question you already have the answer ready before they could even conceive the thought. In some cases you can also communicate with animals and Africans of tribal decent. When you listen to music you can actually see the soundwaves and hear in any frequency.
When you're on adderall you will only want to communicate with other people that are on adderall because normal human beings aren't on the same level unless they're on meth, pcp, or crack cocaine. When you eat things your taste buds gather every flavor like Sasha Grey swallows cum. You can also talk in all languages and know all equations known to man including Einstein's theory. Sometimes Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades will come to you for advice since your brain works at a celestial level that even one can't comprehend.
tl;dr adderall is amazing
