An Idea for a mobile app

makerobosmarter said:
you understand doing things like this is passe and no one thinks you are cool?

just curious because you don't seem to have your shit figured out yet. It's not 2006. Memes aren't funny anymore.

That's another 10 cool points off your score. One more infraction and I won't even acknowledge you.
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You're so right. I now see the error of my ways. The only thing I could do to come across as more of a loser would be to brag about winning a coding championship in a state that has the highest incidents of down syndrome and inbreeding in the history of the United States.

Please, don't stop acknowledging me. What would I ever do then?

Q: What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
 


Yuma504 said:
You're so right. I now see the error of my ways. The only thing I could do to come across as more of a loser would be to brag about winning a coding championship in a state that has the highest incidents of down syndrome and inbreeding in the history of the United States.

Please, don't stop acknowledging me. What would I ever do then?

Q: What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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Did I mention my team beat mit? We took 4th in the world. It's okay, like i said. The more someone mocks you, the more of a loser they are. The louder the mock, the bigger the loser. Loser.
 
OP you disappoint.

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makerobosmarter said:
Did I mention my team beat mit? We took 4th in the world. It's okay, like i said. The more someone mocks you, the more of a loser they are. The louder the mock, the bigger the loser. Loser.
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If you're so awesome, prove it. Give us some code you've written, and let the developers on WF take a look at what a state champion can do.
 
Kiopa_Matt said:
If you're so awesome, prove it. Give us some code you've written, and let the developers on WF take a look at what a state champion can do.
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umm because I already proved my self, got jon and a lot of other people's approval and you can just the fuck up. Please read the whole convo where I point it out, instead of coming here like a retard and asking for my papers again, birther.
 
OP, frankly, none of us care if you've won the Nobel-Pulitzer-Fields Prize for Best Programmer of the 21st Century in the Entire Solar System.

I don't know if this 'I'm the best coder in the world, and you should be honoured to talk to me.' thing is just a stance you're putting on for the lulz, but it comes across as being needy, defensive and insecure. You sound like a prima donna.

I've worked with guys like that in the past, and yes, they were godlike programmers, but I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a rusty grapefruit spoon than have to work with them again. Invariably, they were so caught up in their own brilliance that they forgot to actually deliver anything that a customer would pay for.

Go tell Google or something, I'm sure they'd be impressed.
 
Who are you again?

makerobosmarter said:
I'm the state programming champion, so when I say I wanna work on an app, people BETTER MOTHER FUCKING JUMP ON THAT SHIT.

I'm not some "please kindly sir" indian, or some half ass trained american. I'm THE FUCKING BEST. You won't ever get anyone as good as me. Why the fuck should I mail. God,RETARD!
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makerobosmarter said:
2 hours of consulting.

I'm the state programming champ so if you've had an idea rolling around you wanna bounce around, hit me up.


I don't live in florida so non-competes can be signed and honored.


Just bored and a lil drunk!
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makerobosmarter said:
I don't know if this helps but 10 years ago I was the state programming champ. I'm not communicative. But I can make you money though my programs. Ask... well not gonna drop names. Just so you don't think I'm trolling : U. Arkansas programming team wins contest - University Wire | HighBeam Research
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makerobosmarter said:
Well. He finally paid up so the service is now gone.


If you are looking for a programmer who knows the spam world like the back of his hairy knuckled fist, contact me.

I'm the state programming champion. I'm probably the smartest person you'll ever meet, and yes, I can code what you want.

Skype: Arianarian25

hourly: 100/hour -- free consult.

I do set budgets, but just remember quality costs money. If you want a bang out job, go get an indian. When he fails and you are ready to get quality, ... well you know what to do.
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CCarter said:
oh ok, let me gather some feedback... hmm....

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Yeah, I'll pass on working with you.

Carry on...
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this is my freelancer account, which I closed after making money and getting a client list so I _never_ have to look for a job. I have lulls.. but not a lot.


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proof:
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i will give you some respect. It wasn't a meme. .. but still not good enough.
 
babylonian said:
hahahah, OP is a fucking tool. He proclaims that he writes code for robo, volo and mailing shit, understands it and STILL cannot make money with it???

This gotta be full of shit!
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Robo cost me close to a quarter million. fuck that software and it's shitty database requirements.

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let's not forget my ability to pop shells remotely.
 
crackp0t said:
Robo cost me close to a quarter million. fuck that software and it's shitty database requirements.

EDIT:

let's not forget my ability to pop shells remotely.
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Is Robo still relevant?
I heard interest for it fell off since that guy left.
 
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