I'm starving, and all I've got is a Tesco bag with a tin of lamb, and some chocolate fingers, any suggestions for what I can make with these that won't be totally disgusting would be appreciated.
what can I make with a tin of canned lamb and a pack of chocolate fingers?
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Use the tinned lamb as bait to trap a dog with, sodomize it to death with the chocolate fingers, then eat it. Classic recipe, very popular in Korea, apparently.
1) Take the bag.
2) Go to the kitchen.
3) Get a cutting board, a knife and a glass of water.
4) Take the lamb out of the bag.
5) Take those delicious chocolate fingers out of the bag.
6) Drink the water and put the lamb in the fridge and the fingers in the cupboards.
7) Go to the fucking store and buy proper food.
2) Go to the kitchen.
3) Get a cutting board, a knife and a glass of water.
4) Take the lamb out of the bag.
5) Take those delicious chocolate fingers out of the bag.
6) Drink the water and put the lamb in the fridge and the fingers in the cupboards.
7) Go to the fucking store and buy proper food.
I2E doesn't eat shit bro. Sophisticated dishes from lamb and chocolate are the least his aristocratic throat can swallow.
Wait, you chucked away the empty McDonald's bag? What gives bro ...
Oh and did you not hear? Canned lamb is the new acai berry.
Actually over here I would say a double cheeseburger is healthy. It would all have been avoided if the chippie was open and I would've got my deep fried, battered pizza.
To all those noobs on the forum, if you want to be a baller you gotta live like a baller.
Eating chocolate fingers and canned pork is the road to success, all those who mock are just angry im outing it.
I had a change of heart and swapped. I mean canned pork, who the fuck would buy that shit? :L
EDIT: Thinking of complaining to Tesco about 'feeling mugged' after seeing that receipt.
Alright, anyone know who were the other two accomplices that helped I2E in the mugging?
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