Note: I'm always afraid to post because mods scare me and I want to remain on your good sides. But, here we go:
Your ancestors..not so much (fuck them!) but I love honks and this is my list of reasons why:
1. When I walk by a white person, they usually look a bit apprehensive because I'm a bit tall and bulky (fat nigga). I say hi and they instantly relax
. I love saying hello to people and see them smile.
2. When I walk by a young black person, I feel instantly apprehensive. I've been jumped, robbed (twice) and put in the hospital by them. In retrospect, it was my fault for hanging around people that were emotionally and mentally unstable. I thought I would just be cool with them. I'm was wrong. If they give me a nod, I'm all good, otherwise I pick up the pace a little bit. Don't get me wrong though, if I see a redneck/supremacist, I cross the mother fucking highway to avoid them.
3. You're a bit cold but laugh at my jokes. I know how to make whites laugh because I studied comedy briefly. I don't know how to make black people laugh except at me and my misfortunes.
4. Whites generally go the extra mile to "prove" they aren't racist, including old people and teachers. I find it to be a bit ridiculous at times but it's funny nevertheless.
5. Drunk shenanigans: you're a fun lot to party with. Period.
6. White women are funny, I'd say black women are more receptive towards me and so this isn't really a very strong point, but it's nice to be able to intact with your lot.
Your ancestors..not so much (fuck them!) but I love honks and this is my list of reasons why:
1. When I walk by a white person, they usually look a bit apprehensive because I'm a bit tall and bulky (fat nigga). I say hi and they instantly relax
. I love saying hello to people and see them smile.2. When I walk by a young black person, I feel instantly apprehensive. I've been jumped, robbed (twice) and put in the hospital by them. In retrospect, it was my fault for hanging around people that were emotionally and mentally unstable. I thought I would just be cool with them. I'm was wrong. If they give me a nod, I'm all good, otherwise I pick up the pace a little bit. Don't get me wrong though, if I see a redneck/supremacist, I cross the mother fucking highway to avoid them.
3. You're a bit cold but laugh at my jokes. I know how to make whites laugh because I studied comedy briefly. I don't know how to make black people laugh except at me and my misfortunes.
4. Whites generally go the extra mile to "prove" they aren't racist, including old people and teachers. I find it to be a bit ridiculous at times but it's funny nevertheless.
5. Drunk shenanigans: you're a fun lot to party with. Period.
6. White women are funny, I'd say black women are more receptive towards me and so this isn't really a very strong point, but it's nice to be able to intact with your lot.
