Real Confession Time - I have killed 5+ people by accident in my life

pewep

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Now I'm only telling this because I feel like I'm going to go completely insane if I don't tell anyone and I'll probably turn myself in soon.

I accidentally killed 7 people in September 8th 2005 and it's been haunting me ever since. I get nightmares every night and rarely have had a good night's sleep. I used to smoke a lot of weed and do drugs with a regular ring of friends near our high school. Anyway, one day, cops raided the little smokeout spot and we had to think of another place to chill. "Luckily" I was never caught during that bust. Now I used to live in a private community, but houses were always vacant/on sale and I knew a few empty places we could break in and smoke out. So after scouting around, I found the perfect house (or so I thought) to make our new home. We'd hang out there after school every.single.day and pass the time.

Now you gotta understand something about these old houses - they usually have a gas furnace and heating because it's a lot cheaper than electricity. One day when we were in there, one of the containers was leaking and it smelled really strong - a bit like old clothes/skunk/smoke and while stoned, I got obessed with tracing the source. I found the outlet it was coming out of and took off my both shoes and plugged the pipe. We continued to chill there for a few minutes before everyone went home.

That's when everything went wrong. About an hour after we had left, I saw a couple of moving trucks move to the house's parking space and start to unload furniture, etc... There must have been 30 of them. I was a bit worried because I was hoping they wouldn't smell the weed and would simply ignore it. I didn't want to get into trouble. Little did I fucking know what was next.

Another half hour passed and that's when it happened. The house simply exploded in every.single.direction. There was a huge fireball and debris falling everywhere and people sprawled all over the ground. Since I was still watching them in a stoned paranoia from the window, it really hit me by surprise and for a few minutes, I was completely stunned while watching people crawl all over the ground. My brain was dead and I just didn't know what to think.

They ended up blaming it on a faulty gas leak, but I know the truth. I blocked that pipe and killed those men. God help my soul.
 


God fucking dammit, I need a new account in this shit if I'm going to hardcore troll you guys. I thought that was at least 6/10.
 
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You know..it really fucking bugs me that you guys know my name. I don't like that at all. I guess the only thing left is turtle down for a long time because I have big ambitions. I can only imagine what it would do to my future reputation if my cock and balls were on display for the world to see. Fuck you guys. I can't tolerate this shit.
 
Come on pewep. This is one of the weakest threads you have ever posted. Get your head in the game or sit your ass on the bench
 
Come on pewep. This is one of the weakest threads you have ever posted. Get your head in the game or sit your ass on the bench
Dude, I'm having a bit of a crisis. I can't troll you guys worth a fuck anymore. You're completely immune to this virus. The only hope is for me to make a new account and start again.
 
As with most writing, you need to let it simmer. When writing out a troll post, do it in word, and let it sit for a few days. Then come back to it and see if it is really something worth making a thread with. The potential is there young scribe, but trolling is an art form. It can take years to master. So keep your chin up sport and always remember that you're a piece of shit.


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Dude, I'm having a bit of a crisis. I can't troll you guys worth a fuck anymore. You're completely immune to this virus. The only hope is for me to make a new account and start again.

Like your money crisis? I see your thread on BHW about you getting excited about making $1.50/day on youtube. I would link to it but Jon thinks that not all of us on WF are aware of BHW and might ban me for doing so.
 
Dude, I'm having a bit of a crisis. I can't troll you guys worth a fuck anymore. You're completely immune to this virus. The only hope is for me to make a new account and start again.

Did you even bother to read your post when you copy pasted it? Your crisis is being caused by laziness. You know damn well how to troll better than this. Put in a little more effort and reap the rewards. You know where to find me if you need some inspiration.

Edit. What the fuck am I doing? I need to get some sleep.