Detroit - in the morning of the 1st April the local police station received a devastating and shocking call. Lamar Smith, an ex-Senator of the United States of America, had called the police to report a shocking find. His partner, who he intended to have sexual intercourse with, had a 6 inch penis!!!! Lamar Smith, who is used to ride 9 - 13 inch black cocks, was outraged about his floppy sex partner and immediately called the police. The luck was in Smith's favor and a police patrol, who had been roaming the streets of Detroit, was near the apartment which Smith had rented. The afro american was arrested upon the police arrival and Smith saved from the unlucky situation.
We were lucky enough to get an interview with Smith today. "I am shocked by the black race. In 30 years now, I have never seen a single 6 inch pocket rocket on a black person." - said Smith in an aggressive tone.
It is expected that the afro american will face 10 - 14 years in jail now. His first hearing will be on the 2nd July. Ex-Senator Lamar Smith will use his power to pay a friend of his to pass a law to have monthly penis check-ups in all national schools and offices. Every afro american with a 6 inch willie will be executed.
All niggas on this forum with a 6 inch willie, you betta run now.