Does Anyone Else Like To Laugh At Craigslist Personals?

hellblazer

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Perhaps it's strange, but whenever I'm feeling down from the communists taking over our country, I like to read the local Craigslist personals and laugh.

For some reason, it puts me in a good mood. Does anyone else enjoy them?

Here's something that I've always wondered: why do fat girls describe themselves as BBW's, "curvy", or "thick"? Why do old women describe themselves as mature? Why do ugly girls always stress how intelligent they are?

And for those wondering, yes this is a completely pointless thread.
 


Here's something that I've always wondered: why do fat girls describe themselves as BBW's, "curvy", or "thick"? Why do old women describe themselves as mature? Why do ugly girls always stress how intelligent they are?

Because if they described themselves the way they really are they may actually have to take some personal responsibility for being fat, and we can't have that in modern society now can we? As far as ugly or old goes, they may not be able to do much about it, but that doesn't mean they want to face reality either. But what the hell do I know. I'm just a gay webmaster responding to a hellblazer thread.
 
why do fat girls describe themselves as BBW's, "curvy", or "thick"?

Why do they demand a photo if you contact them but don't show one
in their ad? Anyways... give them a break. It's "the meds" that they all take
that's making them heffers. Not the big macs that they cram down their
throats.
 
Me and my lil bro do all the time. I can't handle the reading the m4m and its fucking sick but he laughs at it.

Also what is very funny in our area is the farm section. Straight redneck's who can't type at all.
 
Me and my lil bro do all the time. I can't handle the reading the m4m and its fucking sick but he laughs at it.

Also what is very funny in our area is the farm section. Straight redneck's who can't type at all.

I hate to tell you this, but your brother is probably gay. Thats his way of telling you.
 
These people are fucking freaks btw lol

WORK WIFE WANTED - m4w

work wife? dooing? markiting? lol

LOL. Even funnier is reading the housing section and there are dudes just blatantly offering housing in exchange for a "cuddle buddy". One dude offered free housing in exchange for someone to "spoon" with.

Then there's this one guy who's been running the same copy for literally months. Apparently he's targeting the homeless, crackhead demographic for his next gf:

"Are you homeless? Living in a motel? Or in a really bad situation? Maybe just tired of being alone?
Feel like the world is caving in? Do you wish a nice guy would come along and help and not be an asshole or abusive? Maybe you are having a hard time, or maybe you just want to find someone nice to be with.

I would like to find a nice, attractive roomate/companion, hopefully leading to a ltr.. I am looking for a female who would like to have a guy that cares about her."
 
M4M
LOOKING FOR A STRAIGHT BRO FOR J/O
NO FAGGOTS
COME GET THIS DICK

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Hellblazer, I wouldn't be surprised if your perverted ass posts cuckold ads, knowing how your kind operates.