why do gay guys usually have glossy/shiny/sparkly eyes?

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Shit fuck this juss reminded me

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By far, the worst among the so-called considered "good lookin men" out there...I seriously can not believe why any of them hoes find this cornball - good looking...shit baffles me

could it be the imax forehead? or do hoes just fall for any white guy who's not overweight and wears a suit?
 
When you get married something happens to your face, it tends to contort until its message is go fuck yourself.

Gays do not have this evolutionary distortion.
 
So if you see any male with eyes that fit into that category, you will automatically label them as homosexuals?. What if they are not?