What has a bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?



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So that confirms it, you're around 10 years old?

Get your moms permission to use the computer. If you are actually like 10, sorry for being a dick.

So how old are you with the earlier reply? 12 years old?

Kiopa, before trying making fun of someone actually learn how to do that, don't come with lame shit like "go upstairs yada yada". You come first with that lame shit then I return you the same lame shit and you ask me I'm 10 years old?

Anyway, I got it too serious, let me get back at you in a much fun way: Your mama's like a TV: A two year old could turn her on.
 
This could be fun. :)

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"

Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...

Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.

lol... your turn. :)
 
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.

Your mom is like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away. (so harsh lol )

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.