Tried explaining internet marketing to a drunk girl lol...

BabyGotBacklink said:
I really wanted to hate this post, I mean the idea is "ha ha stupid girl" but then I read it and you came off pretty stupid yourself so I figure you guys will be happy together and have stupid babies that will provide necessary, unpleasant manual labor for the world. Right on OP!
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Not stupid girl, but stupid drunk person.

Its a foreign concept to most people that you make money doing this shit.

Most drunk people I explain this to have no idea what the fuck I"m talking about.

Although one time I told it to this dude in a hipster bar. He turned out to be rich and kept saying he wanted to make "Google money". He started buying us drinks and asking us about IM.

Invited us over to his house where he had a ton of drugs. We were scared as shit and were about to jump out the balcony. He was an ex-mafia guy lol.

Ended up giving us 20 bucks to cab back home. But he kept telling us how he wanted to work with us. It was pretty hilarious.
 


Island said:
Not stupid girl, but stupid drunk person.

Its a foreign concept to most people that you make money doing this shit.

Most drunk people I explain this to have no idea what the fuck I"m talking about.

Although one time I told it to this dude in a hipster bar. He turned out to be rich and kept saying he wanted to make "Google money". He started buying us drinks and asking us about IM.

Invited us over to his house where he had a ton of drugs. We were scared as shit and were about to jump out the balcony. He was an ex-mafia guy lol.

Ended up giving us 20 bucks to cab back home. But he kept telling us how he wanted to work with us. It was pretty hilarious.
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Meet mafia guy at a bar, let him buy you drinks, go home with him to his house full of drugs, ???????, he pays your cab home.

You can't scare me, the mafia runs the PTA meetings here.
 
@BGB

Last time I did automatic weapons on the beach in Mexico, Federales showed up and it turned into a big 10 minute brouhaha. Life lessons: Firearms in Mexico aren't a generally good idea, if you know someone who can explain it properly, it might not be too bad.
 
next time ask - have you bought anything off online ever?
the answer is probably yes - say you are paid to make sales like these happen, 'sales' online is your biz.
 
Island said:
Not stupid girl, but stupid drunk person.

Its a foreign concept to most people that you make money doing this shit.

Most drunk people I explain this to have no idea what the fuck I"m talking about.

Although one time I told it to this dude in a hipster bar. He turned out to be rich and kept saying he wanted to make "Google money". He started buying us drinks and asking us about IM.

Invited us over to his house where he had a ton of drugs. We were scared as shit and were about to jump out the balcony. He was an ex-mafia guy lol.

Ended up giving us 20 bucks to cab back home. But he kept telling us how he wanted to work with us. It was pretty hilarious.
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It's generally easier to just say...

I sell stuff online.
 
Island said:
Not stupid girl, but stupid drunk person.

Its a foreign concept to most people that you make money doing this shit.

Most drunk people I explain this to have no idea what the fuck I"m talking about.

Although one time I told it to this dude in a hipster bar. He turned out to be rich and kept saying he wanted to make "Google money". He started buying us drinks and asking us about IM.

Invited us over to his house where he had a ton of drugs. We were scared as shit and were about to jump out the balcony. He was an ex-mafia guy lol.

Ended up giving us 20 bucks to cab back home. But he kept telling us how he wanted to work with us. It was pretty hilarious.
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Yes but did you fuck him?
 
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Island said:
Not stupid girl, but stupid drunk person.

Its a foreign concept to most people that you make money doing this shit.

Most drunk people I explain this to have no idea what the fuck I"m talking about.

Although one time I told it to this dude in a hipster bar. He turned out to be rich and kept saying he wanted to make "Google money". He started buying us drinks and asking us about IM.

Invited us over to his house where he had a ton of drugs. We were scared as shit and were about to jump out the balcony. He was an ex-mafia guy lol.

Ended up giving us 20 bucks to cab back home. But he kept telling us how he wanted to work with us. It was pretty hilarious.
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You said most drunk people you explain IM to have no idea what you're on about, but you finally found someone that did, he buys you drinks in exchange for more information, offers you free drugs, but you decide it might be best to jump out the balcony?
Were you on the same creative writing course as Ronnie?
 
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