NFL 2013-14 Season Predictions



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BRONCOS all the way! I picked up Peyton first round of my fantasy football draft.
 
Regular Season Record: Seahawks

Unlikely. They play the 49ers twice, the Rams twice (don't sleep, they'll threaten for a wildcard) and 5 games out east at 10am. Patriots get 6 wins against the AFC Least plus 4 against the NFC South. That's 9-1 or 8-2 right there.


Seahawks will be the best team in the NFL this year

And it's not even close, from a roster standpoint. I'll predict that 12-15 guys that get cut in the next 7 days off that roster end up making other teams' 53 man game day rosters. That's fucking unheard of.

but won't even make the Super Bowl.

All comes down to home field advantage. Nobody is winning in Seattle in January. They probably aren't winning in SF in January. Or maybe GB.

The Lions have a ridiculous amount of talent but it's the fucking Lions so they might shock everyone and go 11-5, or they might be the fucking Lions and go 5-11. I'm hedging my bets.

I love you bro.

I can't see the Dolphins, Jets, or Bills beating the Patriots in the AFC East. So they'll probably get in with 12-4 or 13-3

This. They get the AFC North so that's 4 tough games. Say they split and go 2-2, plus 9-1 (losing to Atlanta on road) from the previous candy ass schedule. That's 11-3. Beat the Broncos at home for 12-3. Houston on the road could go either way. 12-4 or 13-3. Nice call, n00b.

Chiefs could surprise people this year. People hate on Alex Smith because he isn't a good fantasy QB, but he's a solid real life one. Andy Reid is underrated because of the past few years as well

Probably approach .500 based on schedule + huge upgrade in game management from Smith to Cassel.

They secured home field last year and did not make it.

Uwotm8?

Uh...no, they lost on the road at Atlanta.

After winning on the road in Washington the week before. Pete Carroll fucked up and iced Matt Bryant, otherwise they would have lost on the road the next week to the Niners. Protip Pete: Icing doesn't work. Two thousand and late.
 
Seahawks to win it all. If the Refs are not paid off (like they were against the Steelers)

Too bad we got scammed by Percy Harvin. (knew he was hurt... signed... thanks for $67 million fuckers!)
 
So why do you think the Seahawks won't even make the Super Bowl?

Because the best team in football generally doesn't win the Super Bowl. There are a lot of reasons for it, but if you look at the Super Bowl winners over the last 10 years that's just how it be's.

Unlikely. They play the 49ers twice, the Rams twice (don't sleep, they'll threaten for a wildcard) and 5 games out east at 10am. Patriots get 6 wins against the AFC Least plus 4 against the NFC South. That's 9-1 or 8-2 right there.

Good point. In my defense I'm putting all my efforts towards following the "bout to win the World Series Tigers" so I didn't put a lot of thought into my picks. Pulled most of them out of my ass.

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Superbowl: 49ers - Broncos -- Broncos
Regular Season Record: Broncos @ 14-2

Surprise Contender: Saints
Biggest Blunder: Seahawks. Can't see them repeating what they did a year before. Some reason I see them going 10-6 and losing in wildcard.
 
One more week. I cant wait.

Definitely making the drive to watch these two in Seattle. Shitty tickets for $500 fuck me.

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TAMPA, Fla. -- When the New York Jets traded Darrelle Revis to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in April, they gave up more than just one of the NFL's best cornerbacks. They also gave away much of their playbook.

Revis, who will open the season Sunday with his new team against his old team, said he's been sharing secrets about the Jets with his coaches and teammates.

"It's just one of those things, when a player comes from another team, [offensive coordinator Mike Sullivan] is asking a couple of questions about [the Jets'] defense and what are the base calls, I spill them," Revis said. "I'll spill the beans and let him know what we used to run and let him know what things Coach [Rex] Ryan might do. It's almost like stealing a little bit. That's what you've got to do. You take the information and pass it to the offensive coordinator."

Revis said he also has been breaking down the Jets' receivers for the other members of the secondary.

"I know these guys," Revis said. "I played against them every day in practice. I've got a bunch of tips on those guys and the good thing about it is I've been sharing them with our secondary, telling Leonard [Johnson] tips about these guys, telling Johnthan Banks, telling Dashon [Goldson] about it and Mark [Barron] as well. We'll come into this game real comfortable just from the experience I had there and knowing these guys."

Revis also seemed to find it humorous when informed of a New York Daily News report that said Jets rookie quarterback Geno Smith hasn't studied any film of him.

"I don't understand why he didn't study me because I will be on the opposite side," Revis said. "But I don't know what their game plan is or what their preparation is and personally, I don't know what Geno's preparation is. But I would hope that if you're playing against another opponent, you should study everybody on the opposing team. If that's the case, that's the case. I'm studying him. Just to let him know, I'm studying him. I guess we'll just leave it at that."

The game also will mark Revis' return from a torn ACL suffered in the second week of last season. Revis didn't want to get into much detail when asked if he's as healthy as he was before the injury.

"Just go out there and just play," Revis said. "I've been practicing and I've been making some plays here and there and then some plays, maybe not so good. I'm not a perfect football player. We all make mistakes and we'll see after the game when the sheet comes back of bad plays or good plays."