Tomatoes are Christians

[wezcountry]

"A Salafi group called the "Popular Egyptian Islamic Association" has warned Muslims against eating tomatoes on the grounds that the fruit is a "Christian food," NowLebanon.com has reported. The group based its claim on the fact that a shape resembling a cross is revealed when one cuts a tomato in half. "


RELIGION - 'Tomatoes are Christian,' Egyptian Salafi group warns

inb4 You can see Jesus in your pancakes.

 

[jorarulit]

muslims gonna muslim

 

[Eldarion]

muslims gonna muslim

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[Reive]

They only eat figs.

Mark 11:12-20
The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again."

 

[Fatbat]

They only eat figs.

Mark 11:12-20
The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again."

So because Jesus was upset about not finding fruit on the tree he damned everyone else? Bitter asshole.

 

[SirKonstantine]

So because Jesus was upset about not finding fruit on the tree he damned everyone else? Bitter asshole.

Didn't him and his father created fig trees a few days earlier? Shit, the dude must hate his own work.

 

[imbo55]

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Seems legit...

 

[dmnEPC]

Why is it ok to drive a car? What do they do at intersections?

 

[-God-]

 

[Wright]

Why is it ok to drive a car? What do they do at intersections?

They nail someone.

 

[REIMktg]

So because Jesus was upset about not finding fruit on the tree he damned everyone else? Bitter asshole.

It was an object lesson.

 

[Michael_]