How do I work on my adult website when I'm traveling?



I used to deal with this every day. You won't believe this one shocking trick I used to work on adult in public co-working spaces:

Tiny window bro.

Yes. Tiny window. You make that fucker really really tiny vertically. That way, when you get looky loos, they'll see 1/4 of a dick or maybe half a boob. Nothing concrete, but their interest will be enough for you to scare them away.

Tiny. Window.


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You guys wouldn't believe the amount of child porn that I saw downloaded by creepers when I was working out of Mexican cyber cafes.

I would sit down and the guy before me didn't even have the shame to delete his previous kiddie porn downloads. I'm still traumatized but I learned an important lesson: Never hire a fat bald middle-aged neckbeard as a babysitter for your kids. WTF.

My point is, as long as your websites feature people over the age of 18 I'm sure you're just fine.
 
Here's an option: sack up and quit trying to find excuses to avoid work.

Nobody gives a shit what's on your laptop screen, and if they complain to you simply stare at them in shock and state that you can't believe how nosy some people are.
 
Here's an option: sack up and quit trying to find excuses to avoid work.

Nobody gives a shit what's on your laptop screen, and if they complain to you simply stare at them in shock and state that you can't believe how nosy some people are.

The one who gets the most offended wins :)
 
Here's an option: sack up and quit trying to find excuses to avoid work.

Nobody gives a shit what's on your laptop screen, and if they complain to you simply stare at them in shock and state that you can't believe how nosy some people are.

Or you could just stare at them creepily until they leave.
 
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lol @ people getting offended in public.

It's totally natural.

People have done it for billions of years.

People buy all sorts of drugs/toys to improve sex.

Our entire purchase/shopping culture is based on mostly sex.

People BUY porn films and some make their own in private.

Some people have sex in public, at least once. Bathroom, planes, trains, whatever..

Yet, it's "taboo"

Get the fuck out of here, lol.

That's some sheep mentality to be afraid of it in public.
 
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I am actually looking for some good designers with tube integration, if anyone knows of anyone, let me know, greatly appreciated.
 
Hi. I have an adult website I need to work on and pics of dicks/boobs or things that might look like dicks/boobs will be on my screen when I'm working. The problem is, I don't have my own place right now and get internet from Starbucks. How can I work on my adult website when at starbucks?

Develop some bullshit addon for laptops that makes it impossible to see on-screen shit without looking at the laptop from directly in front of it... make millions, hire WF lady boys for fun nights, game won.

Realistically, I know of no options for laptops that don't have you constantly keeping a watch of those around you so you can activate them at the last second -- like those OhshitBosshere! apps or whatever. (But, I'm old, so who knows what's out there now).