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Vadym said:
So I get jacked, but get some suicidal thoughts, depression and dick issues.

Right now it's just the last 3 without the unfair advantage, might as well hop on board.

PS - roids just increase the recovery of your muscles by 10x. You still have to spend more time in the gym each week than anyone here does each month. Gluck neckbeardbros.
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I can give you a list of drugs that grow you gigantic muscles without any kind of exercise. Most of them are illegal, some of them will wreck your endocrine system, others have serious side effects but so do steroids (anabolic androgynous steroids to be precise).

Roids are a Spectacularly stupid drug to take if all you want is mass. The risk reward is not there.

Your body transforms testosterone leftovers into estrogen as a defense mechanism against "overdose". Take one of those testosterone derivatives the body can't get rid off and see what happens. The most likely outcome is that your balls will quite literally shrivel.
 


notwayne said:
I can give you a list of drugs that grow you gigantic muscles without any kind of exercise. Most of them are illegal, some of them will wreck your endocrine system, others have serious side effects but so do steroids (anabolic androgynous steroids to be precise).

Roids are a Spectacularly stupid drug to take if all you want is mass. The risk reward is not there.

Your body transforms testosterone leftovers into estrogen as a defense mechanism against "overdose". Take one of those testosterone derivatives the body can't get rid off and see what happens. The most likely outcome is that your balls will quite literally shrivel.
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His name was Robert Paulson, his name was Robert Paulson......
 
I am looking for a person of athletic build to help me get in shape.

I hate exercising with passion so the plan of action is this:

I ingest Rohypnol [you supply the roofies as I don't know where to purchase them] and you strap my body to yours [limbs to limbs using velcro] and take me along on a jog.

Three nights a week. If you're capable and interested, E-mail me so that we can discuss the fee.
 
You still have to spend more time in the gym each week than anyone here does each month.
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Dumb. Growth hormone production is in direct relation to keeping cortisol production down (assuming you lift hard enough to produce lactic acid, which is a signal for the body to create more GH). Cortisol is bodies natural response to stress. If you're in the gym (actually doing work, not just showing up) for more than 45-60 minutes, you're producing cortisol. So if you're not short circuiting your bodies natural GH/Test cycle with injectables or orals, you're better off lifting hard and fast, not long and slow.

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That is physically impossible to do. Spend a month in the gym and you will realize that you won't be getting the Arnold bod before your next date.
 
Hammad I said:
That is physically impossible to do. Spend a month in the gym and you will realize that you won't be getting the Arnold bod before your next date.
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what ive stated wont give you "the arnold bod". not that id know anyone wanting to be that way. you are in no position to declare anything physically impossible without at least giving the reason why that would be the case.
 
3nyaw said:
what ive stated wont give you "the arnold bod". not that id know anyone wanting to be that way. you are in no position to declare anything physically impossible without at least giving the reason why that would be the case.
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wayn3 please go die in a fire.

- sincerely mark twayn3
 
Grindstone said:
Dumb. Growth hormone production is in direct relation to keeping cortisol production down (assuming you lift hard enough to produce lactic acid, which is a signal for the body to create more GH). Cortisol is bodies natural response to stress. If you're in the gym (actually doing work, not just showing up) for more than 45-60 minutes, you're producing cortisol. So if you're not short circuiting your bodies natural GH/Test cycle with injectables or orals, you're better off lifting hard and fast, not long and slow.

Inb4 Froning...
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Just bring some kind of recovery drink or even a Gatorade if you're having a >1hr workout and your cortisol levels will stay low.

Cortisol levels spike during intense workouts because it's a precursor to gluconeogenesis - by having glucose available in your bloodstream you can do a lot to circumvent this.

But carbs are evil and shit so don't bother.
 
Antics said:
Just bring some kind of recovery drink or even a Gatorade if you're having a >1hr workout and your cortisol levels will stay low.

Cortisol levels spike during intense workouts because it's a precursor to gluconeogenesis - by having glucose available in your bloodstream you can do a lot to circumvent this.
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yea. good luck
 
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