Anyone Ever Been To Monaco?

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There's no income tax here, it's next to Cannes, and only a 3.5 hour drive to Milan. Seems like a good place to go if you have the dough.

Anyone seen it up close? I'd like to know what the nightlife is like, what the women are like, etc.

Monaco: not so expensive for expats - Telegraph

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Yes, been there in 2002. Royals, you know, satanic cult. You don't find the truth if you look out for nightlife and fun, look out for the poor and help them.
 
I go here every other year for a couple weeks due to clients...great place to network but for me, I sit outside all day watching the cars. It's pretty expensive to do anything but it is worth visiting once or twice.

There are plenty of places like it within a couple hour's drive that's just as good.
 
It's nice for a curious fuck but you'd have to be seriously, seriously wealthy to live there and be a player.

Otherwise I'm not really sure what elements you could enjoy - there didn't appear to be much to it as a tourist looking in both culturally and geographically speaking. Historically it seems like a European Vegas of sorts but with much more "class" due to nature of the old buildings and inherent nature of a principality. Would you live in Vegas?

I'd be very surprised if a lot of the residents spent more than the legally required minimum number of days there but maybe you can't really infer much about the place from this and the behavior of megarich tax exiles.

Location wise, the French Riviera is "nice" and all, but not sure why being a 3.5 hours drive from Milan is much of a pull. You ever been there? Anyway, If I remember correctly Italian is the second language of Monaco, bella donna's aplenty although when I visited I was too young to suss the nightlife.
 
Been there... super expensive. Can't say I would want to live there, but it's cool to visit!
 
No, but I will leave this here. Epic.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJZTc1U1tM"]Ayrton Senna onboard lap around Monaco 1990 - YouTube[/ame]
 
Have a friend who lives there, you need to be making serious millions for it to make any sense to live there. Everything is SUPER expensive.
 
I go there sometimes to play, don't like much a lot of wannabes in that city

regarding the girls many hot girls but 99% of them are professional at 500 eur a night expecially during big poker events

you can find either "normal girls" coming there to work for a couple nights

all the city in in pendence so boring to walk

all that said i prefere Nice, more ghetto but more athmosferic
 
I go there every year with my boys.

One time we were making too much money at the casinos so the casino sent security guards down to take us away.

Wrong move. I held my ground and was throwin bows and beatin the shit out of security. They tried to pin me down but I grabbed a couple of vodka bottles, jumped onto the table in spiderman position, and smashed the bottles over the security guards' heads while it took 10 backup guys to keep me down.

The woman dealer got turned on by how much of a bad boy I was I could see her punani juices drippin all over the table and cards.

Monaco is a good place.
 
noZaw said:
I go there every year with my boys.

One time we were making too much money at the casinos so the casino sent security guards down to take us away.

Wrong move. I held my ground and was throwin bows and beatin the shit out of security. They tried to pin me down but I grabbed a couple of vodka bottles, jumped onto the table in spiderman position, and smashed the bottles over the security guards' heads while it took 10 backup guys to keep me down.

The woman dealer got turned on by how much of a bad boy I was I could see her punani juices drippin all over the table and cards.

Monaco is a good place.
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this neckbeard is funny
 
Babysitting my moms 3 dogs til Sunday, but then onto Monaco... because I'm a huge fucking wheel. and cheaper weekday airfare.
 
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