Spamming Tinder

Shooting the shit, so spent 5 minutes coming up with best technique I could think of... Please note: if you use this you're a complete piece of shit and deserve to die. Also, please pm for bitcoin address where you can send thanks.

1. Target guys you assume are rich
2. Start texting back and forth.
3. Mention how you work for a charity and are going to Africa for the next three months to help the poor.
4. Mention: "...but before I go was looking for a quick final hookup. don't know if i'll find anyone nice and clean in africa"
5. Ask for guy's address. Tell him you only have an hour but will come to his place.
6. Look up address on zillow. If guy's rich then proceed. If he's poor then move onto the next one.
7. Hire a $150/hr prostitute from backpage.com --- I took a class on human trafficking; according to my professor that's the best site.
8. Send prostitute to guy's address. Tell her that it's for a friend and that he shouldn't know you're a prostitute, but sleep with him.
9. Keep texting for another day. Finish with "Hey, I'm flying out tomorrow but I'll call you when I get back."

... 2 MONTHS LATER:

10. Text from google voice: "Hey, it's Cheryl. I'm using google voice since I don't have international texting here. Also...I don't know how to tell you this, but... I'm pregnant. It's yours. There was no one for weeks before and no one after you. I don't know if I want to keep it."
11. Wait for either a) response, or b) no response. Regardless, a day later proceed to next step.
12. "Abortion's not legal in [insert African country without abortions]. But I did my research. I can get on a flight to [insert nearby country where legal] this weekend and get back. Problem is a roundtrip ticket is $2000 and the abortion's $450. I don't have $2450."
13. Wait for dude to offer to pay for abortion.
14. Take payment. Either ask for Western Union to Africa, or say your brother (you) will come by to pick up.
15. Repeat.
 
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Amoxicillin said:
You overestimate idiots and how much over the population are stupid. This is why you aren't banking.
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You're probably right. Even after years of selling $20 ringtones and useless supplements I still find myself shooting down campaign ideas thinking "there is no way anyone will fall for that."

So the real question is how to determine the threshold past which they actually won't fall for it anymore. Surely there is a point where enough is enough and it's just too ridiculous?
 
o hai guyz said:
So the real question is how to determine the threshold past which they actually won't fall for it anymore. Surely there is a point where enough is enough and it's just too ridiculous?
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We are slowly approaching idiocracy status, so I'd say that its actually time to up the ridiculousness.
 
KennyPowers said:
8. Send prostitute to guy's address. Tell her that it's for a friend and that he shouldn't know you're a prostitute, but sleep with him.
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And hope the prostitute is witty enough to field questions about her upcoming visit to Africa and also doesn't look/act like a prostitute? How much would you hypothetically be willing to spend on the prostitute?
 
KennyPowers said:
Shooting the shit, so spent 5 minutes coming up with best technique I could think of... Please note: if you use this you're a complete piece of shit and deserve to die. Also, please pm for bitcoin address where you can send thanks.

1. Target guys you assume are rich
2. Start texting back and forth.
3. Mention how you work for a charity and are going to Africa for the next three months to help the poor.
4. Mention: "...but before I go was looking for a quick final hookup. don't know if i'll find anyone nice and clean in africa"
5. Ask for guy's address. Tell him you only have an hour but will come to his place.
6. Look up address on zillow. If guy's rich then proceed. If he's poor then move onto the next one.
7. Hire a $150/hr prostitute from backpage.com --- I took a class on human trafficking; according to my professor that's the best site.
8. Send prostitute to guy's address. Tell her that it's for a friend and that he shouldn't know you're a prostitute, but sleep with him.
9. Keep texting for another day. Finish with "Hey, I'm flying out tomorrow but I'll call you when I get back."

... 2 MONTHS LATER:

10. Text from google voice: "Hey, it's Cheryl. I'm using google voice since I don't have international texting here. Also...I don't know how to tell you this, but... I'm pregnant. It's yours. There was no one for weeks before and no one after you. I don't know if I want to keep it."
11. Wait for either a) response, or b) no response. Regardless, a day later proceed to next step.
12. "Abortion's not legal in [insert African country without abortions]. But I did my research. I can get on a flight to [insert nearby country where legal] this weekend and get back. Problem is a roundtrip ticket is $2000 and the abortion's $450. I don't have $2450."
13. Wait for dude to offer to pay for abortion.
14. Take payment. Either ask for Western Union to Africa, or say your brother (you) will come by to pick up.
15. Repeat.
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Clever, but you just outed yourself as a sociopath.

+rep.
 
Don't use tinder if you get attached to pussy easily ffs.

My friend's brother hooked up with some chick on tinder, got engaged, got her pregnant, and now that they're split up (6 mo later) he's just another child support check to her.


She has kids from other dudes in the same boat. And still he fell for it despite all that AND everyone telling him he's a fucking moron early on.
 
shindig said:
Don't use tinder if you get attached to pussy easily ffs.

My friend's brother hooked up with some chick on tinder, got engaged, got her pregnant, and now that they're split up (6 mo later) he's just another child support check to her.


She has kids from other dudes in the same boat. And still he fell for it despite all that AND everyone telling him he's a fucking moron early on.
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Damn that nigga fucked up.
 
harrymouni said:
that sounds like a lot of work getting the massage people involved. also involves meeting people in real life, fuck that!

what i meant by easier ways to make money on Tinder is basically my one way which is an autoliker app at Tinder Auto Liker
brings in about €1500 a month on Android alone. iOS should bring in more when Apple finally accept it. why am i comfortable outing this here? because Tinder take down all apps on the Play store so you have to run it from a normal website and hope users sideload APKs. so someone would not only have to code a competing app but also outrank my site which got some link love from dailydot:
Inside the weird world of Tinder auto-likers

so i only have one way to make money on Tinder, not ways, sorry
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How exactly will the Tinder liker app make moneiz? I'm not following you. I see the app can use a virtual location which is nice to get a targetted users from a city but how does having liking tons of people make you money?

Or is it buy liking them, they will message you "whats up" Create a convo and make em click your CPA?
 
fartyman said:
How exactly will the Tinder liker app make moneiz? I'm not following you. I see the app can use a virtual location which is nice to get a targetted users from a city but how does having liking tons of people make you money?

Or is it buy liking them, they will message you "whats up" Create a convo and make em click your CPA?
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Since you have red bricks in your avatar, nobody here is going to help you answer that question.
 
Yeah the only real way you can do this is if you spend the time creating the facebook accounts to sign up with tinder with. Tinder has gotten pretty specific about your facebook's account qualities to let you sign up.
 
Hello, I have a marketing idea and need to get a reliable bot system to post on tinder. I believe I will be offering good value, and my customer will be well aware of what they are spending their money on. Can anyone point me in the direction of a reliable bot system, given recent security measures that Tinder has taken to remove bots? Thanks, Dan
 
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