Chiang Mai == Noobie Heaven?

SirKonstantine

SirKonstantine

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WTF dudes, I just left 1 month in Chiang Mai and, WTF. That's a ladyboy/peasant's paradise. Like, everyone there finished 4hww 6-12 months ago and are now digital peasants living on $10/day. Had to be the most annoying place in the world.

FML wish some dude with ill trained dogs would meet up with me while I was there.
 


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Kiopa_Matt said:
Yeah, but then I'd had to duct tape my asshole shut in case you drugged me, and I don't feel like doing that.
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well OP you did go to one of the cheapest places on earth not in a warzone basically.

like the almost impossible to watch youtube music video a few posts above me said.. they're bootstrapping.

If I were making the big bucks independent of location I'd be in places like NYC, Uruguay, Hong Kong, Australia, Shanghai, etc. I'm guessing you'd find less peasants there, but still some internet entrepreneurship community.

Did you school anyone while you were there and teach them your ways? or just nod your head as they try to explain why their YOAST SEO wordpress plugin is going to catapult them past the competition in their chihuahua breeding micro niche
 
Ronnie55 said:
Did you school anyone while you were there and teach them your ways? or just nod your head as they try to explain why their YOAST SEO wordpress plugin is going to catapult them past the competition in their chihuahua breeding micro niche
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Ironically that is exactly how Joost got his start..raping peasants in a ladyboy's paradise not unlike Chiang Mai.

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Ronnie55 said:
Did you school anyone while you were there and teach them your ways? or just nod your head as they try to explain why their YOAST SEO wordpress plugin is going to catapult them past the competition in their chihuahua breeding micro niche
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Hahahaha

those fuckers all kept asking about what I do. It was under the guise of being friendly but I could tell they're gonna try to re-create it if I told them. Fuck that shit, I just lied and told them BS advice that no longer work.

One dude actually followed the advice. ROFLCOPTER.

@Kioppa, its all right. You didn't release xmark pro while I was there.
 
SirKonstantine said:
Hahahaha

those fuckers all kept asking about what I do. It was under the guise of being friendly but I could tell they're gonna try to re-create it if I told them. Fuck that shit, I just lied and told them BS advice that no longer work.

One dude actually followed the advice. ROFLCOPTER.

@Kioppa, its all right. You didn't release xmark pro while I was there.
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you seriously told them what you really do? lol
 
You didnt want to become a drop shipper?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUkIpokaJGg"]PunSpace Tour: Co-Working in Chiang Mai, Thailand - YouTube[/ame]
 
SirKonstantine said:
WTF dudes, I just left 1 month in Chiang Mai and, WTF. That's a ladyboy/peasant's paradise. Like, everyone there finished 4hww 6-12 months ago and are now digital peasants living on $10/day. Had to be the most annoying place in the world.

FML wish some dude with ill trained dogs would meet up with me while I was there.
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND FORMER CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. APPARENTLY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHICH IS TO BE EXPECTED FROM AN ASS-DRAGGING MAN WHORE LIKE YOURSELF THAT GETS KICKED OFF THE GOOD CORNERS BY TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS LOOKING FOR EXTRA INCOME TO SUPPORT THEIR POKEMON ADDICTIONS.

IF YOU'RE EVER INTERESTED IN BECOMING A REAL MAN, COME BY THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE WHERE I CAN GIVE YOU A TESTOSTERONE INFUSION IN THE BACK ALLEY WITH MY PATENTED PULSATING MAN HAMMER. I'LL SPREAD YOUR ASS CHEEKS WIDER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH, AND I'LL PLUNGE MY THUNDERING FLESH REDWOOD INTO YOUR WINKING PINK CHRYSANTHEMUM. SLIPPING ON MY STEEL WOOL GLOVES, I'LL GRAB YOUR MINISCULE QUIVERING JOYSTICK AND VIGOROUSLY MASSAGE IT UNTIL IT STANDS UP HARDER AND STRAIGHTER THAN A MARINE AT SHORT ARM INSPECTION WITH HIS FAVORITE DRILL SERGEANT.

WHEN I FINALLY UNLEASH MY SHOWER OF MAN MAYONNAISE INTO YOUR COLON YOUR INNARDS WILL PULSATE IN JOYOUS ABANDON AND YOUR NIPPLES WILL EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT, RAINING MY SEX SAUCE DOWN UPON UNWARY PASSERSBY WHO WILL COWER IN FEAR OF THE SECOND COMING.

I GUARANTEE IT.
 
said CHRYSANTHEMUM.

+ rep.

i didn't even bother trying to type it, i just copied it.

CHRYSANTHEMUM. there it is again.

just kidding, no rep.

CHRYSANTHEMUM. and MAYONNAISE. no corrections. educated somewheres.
 
mpbiz said:
Also, Kiopa_Matt spotted @ 1:35:
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Ha! I can't even grow a moustache, let alone facial hair like that. Takes me about 10 days to get enough of a stubble of a moustache to make it worth shaving off.

What can I say? I guess I'm just more evolved than you hairy apes. :)
 
Kiopa_Matt said:
Ha! I can't even grow a moustache, let alone facial hair like that. Takes me about 10 days to get enough of a stubble of a moustache to make it worth shaving off.

What can I say? I guess I'm just more evolved than you hairy apes. :)
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Either that, or you were born a female.
 
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