That guy knows he didn't kill Bin Laden. Bin Laden died years ago. He was in poor health and had kidney disease. This SEAL is just trying to cash in on more hush money.
SEAL who shot and killed Osama Bin Laden, had his home mistakenly invaded by members of a street gang this morning shortly after 1AM. O’Neill was uninjured, the five intruders all suffered injuries and remain hospitalized, but are expected to make a full recovery. Their names were not released in anticipation of the oncoming media storm.
five men, part of a local street gang connected with the infamous Crips, were seeking to collect on a drug debt and invaded the wrong house
Mr. O’Neill used silent hand-to-hand combat tactics to individually disarm them of their weapons. Once Mr. O’Neill had taken down the five men and secured his home, he brewed a pot of coffee and called the police station. Those boys sure did find the wrong house!”
“It was nothing really. Those kids didn’t have their mission planned out properly and hit the wrong target. I hated to break their wrists and dislocate each of their knees like I did,
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God damn it. That some grade a Internet fact checking I did.
Originally Posted by greenleaves
Seriously, how some of you don't fall for your own landing pages is beyond me!
Got me too haha this quote sums it up.
No man, wording can be perceived as incorrect.Sorry bro, but the wording is correct. To call it anything but cold blooded premeditated murder is just wrong.