Here's an idea..
1. All of you broke asses should pool your remaining clickbank monies together.
2. Buy as much bitcoin as possible.
3. Buy six figures worth of targeted adspace across reddit, news sites, alex jones, bit coin forums, etc.
4. Advertise some bullshit story about how bitcoin is going up in value because of XYZ. "Rothschilds are moving all assets to bitcoin", "Obama to endorse bitcoin" etc.
5. Sell the bitcoin you bought in step 2 once the media has reached maxmum hype.
6. Finally create affiliate island and ball hard with bitcoin monies.
7. BONUS: Hire mercenary team to break grunin out of club fed.
8. BONUS: Scorsese sends me a PM and options the movie.
I love you, you're hilarious.
That is all.