LMAO - Funniest Sales (Creative and ugly) Sales Letter

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That guy CAN'T be serious

I mean......COME ON! The CTR on that thing will be like .0001%

I predict that he will get a crap load of "joke" traffic tho. :error:
 
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"I been makin' millions ever since I found this stupid eBook on the Google and downloadified it from the Internets."
George from Washington, D.C.
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:1orglaugh: My eyes are all watery
 
I'm just wondering what the actual product is on that one...

Seriously, is it as poorly, and therefore hilariously done, as the rest of the site?
I get the feeling that this guy's target market isn't people looking to get rich, but people like us, who like to have a laugh at that kind of thing.

That's right, I made infinity dollars in my sleep. Besides, that's just too much money to make up!
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That sort of shit gets me into books because it IS so sarcastic that I'm hoping the book will actually be like that... It's kinda like reading a book on business management by Scott Adams... The Dilbert Principle anyone?
 
HarveyJ said:
I get the feeling that this guy's target market isn't people looking to get rich, but people like us, who like to have a laugh at that kind of thing.
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I have no doubt that youre a poor loser's purpose is just to make people laugh with all the sarcasm. There is no way it's meant to be a real sales page. I'm off to buy the ebook, I'll see what it has to say.
 
You know i made a post just like this one on Digital Point Forums yesterday . And i got banned till October 10, 2008 .....

FYI people thought my post was funny until they deleted .... ASSSS HOLESSS!!!!!

I now hate DP Forums.
 
LOL, is DP having a hard time holding onto that banhammer of theirs? They better be careful before they drop it on their toes.
 
Ok, I just went looking for a pirated copy, as there generally is one of EVERY eBook out there.
Couldn't find it, but I did find a review on it: Poor Losers Everywhere Get the Chance to Make Money Online!
Apparently it actually IS a real eBooks that you can buy, that DOES have the standard eBook pap for online marketing... But it still doesn't say whether or not it's in the same thoroughly funny style as the site itself...

So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to email it to Scott Adams, and ask him to write a Dilbert book for online marketing and money making.
The sad thing is that I think it may work too, as he's actually responded to a few of my emails before (he seems to be a nice guy that way)

Vertone: It would seem it's ok to post, so long as you're posting for an affiliate program that's owned or operated by their mod and admin team... I noticed Shoemoney's one of them...
 
PayDotCom is down for me, when I get a chance I will buy the eBook. It's bound to be worthless, but if I get another laugh out of it then it is certainly worth the $7.

Also, the review you posted above seems to be by the ebook author himself, Harvey.

P.S. - be sure to look at the affiliate page for the eBook. It's so nice to see affiliate programs showing realistic results for a change.
YoureAPoorLoser.com - Affiliates
 
Sell the site? I'd buy it, if I had extra cash.

Think about it... right here in this thread there's already been an offer to buy the book.... and this is from a crowd of people that are self-trained to see right through all this stuff. Plus, at 7 bucks.... what internet newb WOULDN'T buy the book?

Second.... Think of all the good link love! People are bound to continuously link to it. Over time, just 301 the domain to an already existing online-money site you have.

Sounds like a win-win scenario to me.....
 
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"I've been working for years to achieve my goal and always fallen a little short. Not this time. Thanks, stupid eBook!" - Wile from Arizona
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the fallen is in italics, FKEN GOLD!
 
check out IranJava forums, its available on there along with every other friken ebook under the sun.
 
Ok I can't edit that post but here is something else interesting - that page has PR of 0, less than 50 backlinks showing in Yahoo including those from the same site, 3 backlinks showing in Google, all from the same site, and we all know alexia can be gamed easily.

And he is asking like 5 grand for the domain. Can you sell a PR0 domain for 5 grand?

I am guessing "he" is probably more like a "she" - maybe a single mom with 3 kids living in an apartment in Philadelphia. But we never know.
 
Alright, I bought it (before aim provided link) and was expecting (hoping) for it to be a short and funny read. My tell the reader how stupid he is for buying the book while taking cracks at the Rich Jerk or something. Didn't expect it to actually be a real eBook (77 pages). So, haven't read it and don't plan to....
 
That isn't stupid!!
That's damn cute~!!!!

My 7 year old nephew can do a neater job than that!!
LOL
 
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