Need The Best Designer Ever to Walk The Earth

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I'm taking a company public, this month, and the company currently has no corporate website. As this will be the main thing investors look on, it needs to be an amazing design.

So I'm looking for the absolute best designer out there. It's not a landing page. It'll be a 5 page, static html site, maybe some flash.

Anyone got a recommendation?

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I have mass interwebz skills with Frontpage 98. I can design a great site. I'd use frames because they are so SEO friendly. After that, I'd load up the page with <blink> tags everywhere you want someone to look.

Did I mention I have a good clipart gallery? I'll sync the clipart with a Midi file for good measure.

That'll be $180K please.
 
I have mass interwebz skills with Frontpage 98. I can design a great site. I'd use frames because they are so SEO friendly. After that, I'd load up the page with <blink> tags everywhere you want someone to look.

Did I mention I have a good clipart gallery? I'll sync the clipart with a Midi file for good measure.

That'll be $180K please.

Ha... I ran into a site last night some small business owner made himself in Word and he was proud of it.
 
Don't listen to them; <blink> tags are for amateurs. I got the good stuff right here:

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Ignore this post. Just time stamping, my prediction that this stock "http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SHLD" will hit 150+ in a couple of years... :p
 
oommggg my eyeeeeess..you should be tar'd and feathered and force to wear cement shoes while trying to run away from sasquatch for that shit

I just love the responses in the make monies link. I should write them all down. As we all say, testimonials sell.
 
Think I found a good'n.... Haven Interactive a sister company of 2Advanced. 2Advanced at first said most projects they take on are between $100k and $750k. Little out of my budget for this site.... But haven do some good shit.
 
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