*** Postwhore Contest - Every 500th Post Wins ***

[joe]

that does not do drugs

:moon::zzwhip: :338: :costumed-smiley-087

 

[wfhnow]

I only like to go to stripclubs when they have the 5 dollar lap dances because im cheap

 

[stealth]

Strippers are cool...but man they can break you fast

Yeah its fun to drive a Ferrari, but the upkeep is a bitch

 

[chrislingle]

strippers can only break you if you let them. They don't have the power even though they got the puss puss

 

[darkdrift]

you have one?

Yeah its fun to drive a Ferrari, but the upkeep is a bitch

 

[joe]

heh, I didn't know most people pay strippers. They strip for free for me.

I don't even need to ask them, they just start taking off their clothes...

 

[hitzatak]

Stealth, Gimme some rep love
I'm about to post raunchy images again
w00t0r!

 

[chrislingle]

see with a non stripper you don't know if they have an alterior motive

 

[wfhnow]

yea thats true they need your money alot more then we need them...

 

[hitzatak]

 

[chrislingle]

with a stripper it is implied up front what they are after

 

[wfhnow]

HUmmm i'm learning now....feel me in

 

[chrislingle]

that gives you the power outside the club

 

[stealth]

you have one?

No I dont own one. It was a metaphor for good looking women are fun to date, but they are very high maintenance.

 

[hitzatak]

 

[darkdrift]

asian bitches are my forte'

 

[chrislingle]

I will post a link to my stripper, her name is dona

 

[wfhnow]

hahaha i must get rep under my belt before going back...i use them instead

 

[joe]

No I dont own one. It was a metaphor for good looking women are fun to date, but they are very high maintenance.

You have to teach the bitch whose boss from the getgo.

 

[hitzatak]