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If her mum is milf get the girl to bring her along, other than that surely you can think of more ways to penetrate 3 holes? are you not a man?
p.s. is she religious?
word. amateur porn is probably the most lucrative of all niches. keep that in mind and utilize it.
The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this
right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments
before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head.
Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you
attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going
doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while
laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.
The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her
ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then
proceed to titty fuck her.
Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners
face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.
Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's
on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in
the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.
right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments
before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head.
Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you
attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going
doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while
laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.
The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her
ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then
proceed to titty fuck her.
Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners
face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.
Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's
on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in
the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.
is it really? i'd assume its insanely hard to get into
as of now i'd put her at a stage 2, not clingy persay but you still have the impression that she'd get jealous if she knew you were hanging out with other girls. trust me i've known a stage 5, and it consists of her showing up at your house unannounced (when you're not even home), texting you to ask when you'll be home, and then waiting outside for an hour for you to text her back and say you're too busy, to which she gets pissed because you "never have time for her"
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