Throw away your Fleshlights
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Hello friend,
It gay butt sex then? I no understand what if kick foot of other in accident when use toliet? They think you want gay butt sex? Very strange. Why no ask want gay butt sex direct?
Good luck bro.
Greeting companion
Do you no wish have good luck?
Have good one
(Is that better or no better then what I usual write? I can change to different structure if it read better.)
Hello friend
A better line would be 'May Vishnu bless you with much butt sex".
Good luck bro
Hmm as stated before its wet, plugs into electricity and has a squeeze feature for optimal pleasure.
What happens when it shorts out and squeezes your dick off or it shorts out and not only squeezes your dick off but the auto heating feature malfunctions and seals the wound with all that heat, or worse since its got a belt drive what if it squeezes your dick off, then seals the wound with the heat and the belt drive begins to make hamburger out of your wang.
It better come with some sort of retractor to stick in there to grab your dick before it turns into hamburger, they might be able to sow it back on.
What happens when it shorts out and squeezes your dick off or it shorts out and not only squeezes your dick off but the auto heating feature malfunctions and seals the wound with all that heat, or worse since its got a belt drive what if it squeezes your dick off, then seals the wound with the heat and the belt drive begins to make hamburger out of your wang.
It better come with some sort of retractor to stick in there to grab your dick before it turns into hamburger, they might be able to sow it back on.
That thing is scary. Watch the maintenance video and you can see how it could all go horribly wrong as previously described. I would not stick my dick in that thing, hells no.
It doesn't matter which one of us would stick it in, what matters is how many related domains have you purchased today?! 
Thanks for the niche Seo Mike, I was searching for something to replace the fleshlight with. It suits me just fine
Thanks for the niche Seo Mike, I was searching for something to replace the fleshlight with. It suits me just fine
For the recipients of this mechanism I see this in your future:
I'm finally going to have the chance to goto Asia?
LOL!! I knew that would draw some fun responses from WF!
I keep getting emails about it because I promote AEBN and they own the thing.
The chick in the post is Jenya from Met Art
I keep getting emails about it because I promote AEBN and they own the thing.
The chick in the post is Jenya from Met Art
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
Yet you happily get into your car most days...
What ever happened to the whole teledildonics craze?
According to Craig Charles (whom I had the pleasure of meeting once at a bar during the Edinburgh comedy festival), Bill Gates was very into supporting it... Although he had the same concerns as Aequitas (CC, not BG).
I remember an article in Wired a couple years ago that actually had some of these devices reviewed or previewed or some such.
Hmmm.. teledildonics...
I read a book about future trends a few years back "Escape Velocity" I think it was called. And he asked some questions about these things like.
- Who is going to test-fuck those scary things?
- Who tells me that the pornstar's simulated pussy is not just some goat they stuck their sensors into? (I laughed so hard at that)
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I read a book about future trends a few years back "Escape Velocity" I think it was called. And he asked some questions about these things like.
- Who is going to test-fuck those scary things?
- Who tells me that the pornstar's simulated pussy is not just some goat they stuck their sensors into? (I laughed so hard at that)
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