Don't ask me why I was on the website but this was fucking hilarious
HAVE to share this one! - Fleshlight Forums
HAVE to share this one! - Fleshlight Forums
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HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
.. a forum on fleshlight... no matter how you look at it, you're going to be a part of one big circle jerk.
If you think that forum is creepy, try this forum thread about a guy trying to sell his USED fleshlight insert: Fleshlight for sale all I can say is, eewwwwwww!
Haha love this guy:
and this guy:
In other advertsiement news, I am selling some used condoms if anyone is interested. I am disease free and clean. The condoms were rinsed thoroughly so no worries on cleanliness issues...
Seriously, please give me a break. Even if this WEREN'T spam it is so horribly disgusting it should be trashed regardless.
and this guy:
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
As creepy and sickening as this is, my mind is coming up with ways to make money off of it:
Lord Brar: Dude, you've got some perfect sites for writing stories, or just plain old content lifting.
Nacho Ninja: Well... it's obvious what you'd be there for
egreenie: You could totally make a recycling project out of that. A name like yours seems to scream for it.
Turbo: Can say she's one of the base model models... and that she'll sell signed ones... through Nacho.
xentech: Start a live chat channel, camtasia that shit, and slap it up somewhere like Collegehumour. They pay for decent quality vids.
Hellblazer: Grab that new thing with the gears and cogs and start marketing that.
Me: Call soft news programs that pay for smut stories like these so everyone else in "decent" society can be shocked.
Booyah! Money making opportunities of freaky perverts!
... and I'm spent!
Lord Brar: Dude, you've got some perfect sites for writing stories, or just plain old content lifting.
Nacho Ninja: Well... it's obvious what you'd be there for
egreenie: You could totally make a recycling project out of that. A name like yours seems to scream for it.
Turbo: Can say she's one of the base model models... and that she'll sell signed ones... through Nacho.
xentech: Start a live chat channel, camtasia that shit, and slap it up somewhere like Collegehumour. They pay for decent quality vids.
Hellblazer: Grab that new thing with the gears and cogs and start marketing that.
Me: Call soft news programs that pay for smut stories like these so everyone else in "decent" society can be shocked.
Booyah! Money making opportunities of freaky perverts!
... and I'm spent!
I had to say, I was offended that I needed a pimp to market a fleshlight.
Then I had to laugh at myself at the warped reason I was offended.
I've definitely been on wickedfire too long. :-/
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