That phone message was hilarious. The dude is from Toronto by the 416 area code. He is probably a stressed out screenwriter who has dealt with a lot of bs in the film industry, made some money, and doesn't want to deal with bullshit anymore.
Unfortunately, the same confidence and straightforwardness when closing film deals and giving consulting advice, doesn't work when trying to start a relationship.
The dude comes off sounding like a psychotic controlling freak, as if he's taken too many network marketing training courses. He sounds like he's trying to recruit her into Monavie not go on a date.
RE the vid that started this thread. That was pathetic. I think the "K Close" stands for Kryptonite Close, because there's no way she's going near him again.
This is a perfect example of how to completely freak out a woman and make her feel like she's about to get raped. That girl was probably scared for her life, I feel bad for her.
It started off ok with the asking for advice, but you could tell he was reaching heavily trying to turn it around and lead the conversation into talking about personal stuff and then close the deal.
It was between what he said, and this:
"So my girlfriend's girlfriend has a cat, and the cat is a fat piece of shit because it eats chocolate, and it's about to die, so I want to find a nice replacement pet for her, she wants a female breeding poodle, and you look like the bitch type, so will you please touch my penis?"
Same result either way. Complete fail.
I think he burned a few hundred calories in mental exertion trying to come across like he wasn't about to ask her if she wanted to buy something.
I think she was lying about a lot of stuff so that she could get away to the safety of nowhere near this freak. She's a teacher and she lives with a border family, and just had coffee with cream? She was just trying to end the conversation.
The segway from the reason he stopped her was as clever as a family guy joke. Speaking of my friend, can I grope your head and give you a complimentary tongue exam?
Honestly, when he reached for her head to touch her ear, that was a bad move. Maybe this guy is oblivious to body language, or the guidelines of social interaction, or maybe he's such a pimp that he doesn't give a shit.
She tensed right up and looked like she was a second away from grabbing the tazer out of her purse.
When he started asking to inspect her tongue, and what brand of toothpaste she used, she was probably thinking that she was on a hidden camera show or that this guy was touched.
"So, I've been doing all the talking here."
"That's ok, good meeting you."
in other words, "Please leave. You are scaring me and I'm not interested, please don't hurt me, please let me go and don't follow me."
With the clever wordsmithery this guy possesses, I'm surprised he didn't end with:
"Oh by the way I'm just kidding, I was pretending to be retarded as a social experiment. I'm a psychologist and I make lots of money, please touch my penis."
This is the perfect example of how to make a complete fool of yourself and make sure you have 0 chance of getting a callback.
Judging by this video, dude would have better luck holding out a hat, asking for spare change.