A very important news story

[subigo]

Worthy of the "Top Story" at my local ABC station...



And here is the actual story: Does It Work?: Shamwow! | KSPR News | Local News

 

[Moncada]

More important News Story:

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

 

[invisible777]

 

[nvanprooyen]

The "Church" of Scientology is trying to frame Vince. True story.

 

[JamesH]

^ sham POW

 

[coolguy20]

I love how she goes into the process expecting the shamwow to suck, but lo & behold it does well. Like the third news story in the past week talking about ShamWow being awesome. Have to love the free press.

 

[IronLogik]

"is Vince Offer gonna have to choke a bitch?"

 

[nvanprooyen]

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

Paid $1K in twenties...lol.

Aren't ShamWows and Slapchops $19.95? What should have been in Vince's statement for the police report - "I paid that whore like 30 ShamWows and 20 Slapchops and all that crazy bitch did was try and bite off my tongue."

Also, I wonder if he told her "you're gonna love my nuts"

 

[nachoninja]

Vince, noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[thunderlips]

wonder if she gave him a slapchop?



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING!

 

[nachoninja]

wonder if she gave him a slapchop?



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING!

she should have given him a cockshot:

Cock Shot from invisibleengine

 

[thunderlips]

I use the Shamwow to clean up Hooker Blood... its SO Absorbent!

 

[coglethorpe]

First Pee Wee Herman, now this? How my heroes have fallen.

 

[nvanprooyen]

I use the Shamwow to clean up Hooker Blood... its SO Absorbent!

lol....Everyone knows the Germans make good stuff!

 

[JohnCJackson]

These cloths or similar have been sold for years. I remember them being demonstrated at car and home improvement shows back in the 80s. It's new branding/marketing not a new fucking product. Dude just added his touch to a cheap ass cloth and Sham WoW$$$$$$$$$$$$

I heard there is a new brand of toilet paper. Maybe the news should test it and see if it can wipe a shitty ass.

 

[mingrza]

These cloths or similar have been sold for years. I remember them being demonstrated at car and home improvement shows back in the 80s. It's new branding/marketing not a new fucking product. Dude just added his touch to a cheap ass cloth and Sham WoW$$$$$$$$$$$$

I heard there is a new brand of toilet paper. Maybe the news should test it and see if it can wipe a shitty ass.

So your saying you didn't see the popular mechanics shamwow vs zorbeez....

Not a believer.... Shamwow catches a spilt beer mad fast dude!